Pugsley’s jam packed yet short review of the Wotofo SMM Nudge 24 RDA

Welcome back my cloudy cretinous creatures, back again with another pile of barely legible nonsense, and this time we are looking at something that has been designed by another reviewer……Well……it’s been a while, it’s also been a while since this thing was released, 4 months…..maybe more…but it’s been sat there in my backlog and now…is it’s time to shine….and shine like a blue diamond in a goat’s ass it does, so, let’s crack..the fuck on….time for another ‘quickie’…..

My other half is sat next to me while I’m writing this…she just said “Lucky rabbit!”…..I’m not quite sure what she means by that…

Sent by my ever-giving eastern partners, Heavengifts, I present to you, from Wotofo, and in conjunction with Suck My Mod….the Nudge 24 RDA…

I lost my shit trying to get this thing to sit for the picture…..assistance was required. Ironically, I kept nudging my lightbox, sending the Nudge rolling around like a drunk smurf….

Hence the red alloy ‘baby walker’ ……needs must.

Read morePugsley’s jam packed yet short review of the Wotofo SMM Nudge 24 RDA

Pugsley’s twin engined flavourful review of the OBS Crius II Dual Coil RTA

Now I understand this feeling all too well…..I have three children myself, and naming them all was one of the most traumatic and long winded challenges I have ever faced, you have to get it right, I mean….this is going to stick with them for their entire life….and on that basis… it’s a huge responsibility, and no matter how hard I tried to evade that dreaded ‘R’ word…..it was inevitable that one day….it would catch me….

That being said…..

My first is called Kieran, my choice, I just liked the name….and to be fair he’s never complained….but then came the second…..my first choice of ‘Offspring B’ was quickly slapped off the table by my better half….killjoy…and so…the process began……

“What name do you really like?”

“Kieran”

“You have a Kieran…and this is going to be a girl”

“Well you asked me what name I liked…..and I like Kieran”

“You can’t call a girl Kieran….and you can’t have two kids with the same name”

“But again…that’s not the question you asked me…you asked me what name I really liked….and I answered correctly, and may I also take this opportunity to remind you that you have already poo pooed my first choice for our new baby..”

“You can’t call a girl Kieran…..or Offspring B…..and I know what fucking question I asked you, now stop being an utter dick….and help me by thinking of a name for our unborn daughter!……Now what name….do you really like?”

“Kieran”…”NO!”….”Offspring B then”….”NOOOOO!!”………….”Keira then”

“You’re just saying that because it’s almost ‘Kieran’ …you can’t have kids called Kieran and Keira it’s confusing”

“okay…just Kieran then”

“Why am I still with you….”

And so it went…for several days…….and then…Keira it was, which to be fair, I kinda wanted anyway but I just needed to make it by far the better option, yes….I’m absolutely a manipulating, annoying, soul destroying, life sucking, lovable rogue….but then she wouldn’t have it any other way…..(says you)

OBS however……..clearly don’t have a rational ‘better half’ in their life…..my guess…..one middle aged single man, whose soul purpose at OBS, is to come up with names for their products…..and I, for one, can totally relate with this mans struggle…

Read morePugsley’s twin engined flavourful review of the OBS Crius II Dual Coil RTA

Pugsley’s not at all scary review of the Vapecige VTX200 200w Mod

When I was a kid….clowns were funny, you went to see them at a circus, or you hired them for your birthday parties to act like cockwombles and make balloon animals…..it was innocent, harmless fun…..obviously until we kids inevitably turned the balloon animals into massive willies and ran around the house like a bunch of tiny Dirk Digglers…

But now?……Whose fucking idea was it to turn a children’s entertainer into one of the freakiest, most horrific and scariest things on the planet?!…..Not to me obviously….I’m far too mature and steel hardy to be even remotely nervous of these …..these……these things….these are just people I got funny balloons from when I was a kid….and nothing more…..

I’ll be in here with Mr Snuggles if anyone needs me……(shudders)

Read morePugsley’s not at all scary review of the Vapecige VTX200 200w Mod

Pugsley’s rather dashing review of the Joyetech Espion Kit with Procore X tank

Everyone know what a backlog is?….And I’m not talking about the result of eating too much meat and not enough fibre (Poop humour….really?…at your age?….) …well…I have one, a huge one actually, and I really need to clear that shit (poor choice of words man)….so….no fucking around, straight for the jugular with a series of reviews that will be over in less time that it takes me to make a whole baby….which…if you ask my Mrs…is actually quite impressive….

And for those that are now thinking ..’Thank fuck for that you droning on old fuck weasel’ …you are entirely welcome, I’m all about giving back to the community….in fact it reminds me of that time when I …(shut up….shut up now)

okay….sorry…

Read morePugsley’s rather dashing review of the Joyetech Espion Kit with Procore X tank

Ehpro Bachelor X RTA Review by Mjag

Hello once again and thank you for taking the time to view my review of the Ehpro Bachelor X RTA that was sent to me by my friends at www.heavengifts.com.

Specs:

  • 25.2 x 43mm(without 510 thread)
  • 3.5ml Innovative single coil build RTA
  • 5ml Extra bulb glass tube included
  • Centered build system making installing coil super easy
  • Gold-plated deck for perfect electrical conductivity
  • Adjustable bottom-up direct airflow control
  • Easy top filling design
  • PEI 810 wide-bore drip tip with high heat resistance

What’s included

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  • Bachelor X RTA
  • Allen key
  • 5ml bubble glass
  • pack of spare o-rings
  • 1 sheet of cotton
  • 4 extra gold plated grub screws
  • 3 Pre-made parallel clapton coils
  • User manual

Available in 3 colors
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Read moreEhpro Bachelor X RTA Review by Mjag

Pugsley’s frosty and sting free review of the Oumier VLS RDA

I hate wasps….fucking pointless annoying sick jokes of nature that are basically….nothing more…….than dicks.

You see….I have a bad history with the evil little bastards, somewhere…in Waspville…there is a big poster of my face, and on it, in large bold letters..are the words…’Kill this motherfucker at any given opportunity’….and here’s how I know that to be a fact….yes…it’s pointless story time….you lucky, lucky people…(sigh)

As a child, many moons ago… I was riding my BMX through a forest with my friends, and somehow happened upon the mother of all wasp gangster families, the Peaky Blinders of the insect world if you will…who saw fit to adorn me with a lovely wasp onesie…..stabbing me no less than 12 times with their angry poisonous pointy penis’s….one of which…..was right on the nutsack, oh yeah…let that sink in (that wasp certainly did) …. thankfully, as my ever growing tribe of offspring can attest to…the damage did not appear to be permanent,  I just stank of TCP for a month and acquired the nickname of ‘Willy One Bollock’…..due to my lopsided and overly bulbous fleshy pendulum…….kids can be so cruel….

And let us not forget the time I was rudely awoken at 4am, whilst in bed…alone…recovering from reconstructive spinal surgery, by a noise that I can only describe as ‘the gentle humming of death’ ….you see, as misfortune would have it, it turns out that at certain times of the year, leaving your window open and light on, is an open invite for Waspy ‘The Knife’ McCuntfuck and his cronies to decide that ‘Hey!…..Your room looks decidedly warmer than out here, THEREFORE we shall share your cozy man cave for the evening…..if you would be so fucking kind…guvnor’, my answer was a resounding ‘NO!….You may NOT! You ill mannered stripy sadistic reprobates!’…but seeing as I was practically paralyzed, the only options available to me at that time were either to accept this hostile takeover, while I lay there and slowly wept, uncontrollably shitting in my pantaloons….or drag my crippled carcass along the bedroom floor….whilst I slowly wept….. and still shitting in my pantaloons….kicking the door shut behind me, and sleeping on the landing….covered in shit and tears…..I chose the latter…..allowing those vengeful gate crashing fuck nuggets to while away the hours eating my munchies, playing on my Playstation and generally treating my room like a seedy backstreet watering hole….I don’t even want to think about what they probably did in my bed…..no sir…..I do not like wasps…and nowadays when I see one in the house….I tend to act…..irrationally…..

Which is more than likely the reason why, when asked if I wanted to review the Wasp Nano RDA, I politely and calmly replied…..”NOIDONOTWANTTOPUTAFUCKINGWASPINORAROUNDMYMOUTHAREYOUFUCKINGCRAZY??!!!……”

“Okay well…..that’s slightly irrational (and weird) but….they make another one….that’s not called the Wasp…..would you like to look at that one instead?”

“Oh….okay…..cool”…..I replied…and so here we are…..finally …..and as vaguely as ever……

Read morePugsley’s frosty and sting free review of the Oumier VLS RDA

Pugsley’s not so serious review of the OBS Bat 218 Kit & Crius RDA

I’ll admit right now, I was more than a little intrigued when I first heard about the items I am presenting to you today…and why?….well when a company brings out a ‘thing’…..and ‘that’ thing tends to be in the top 5 ‘things’ of 2017 ….in almost every vapers ‘my favourite thing of last year’ list then…..you can’t not be interested in what they’re going to come out with next…..because whatever that thing is….it could either build on the success of that last ‘thing’…..or just turn out to be that ‘awkward second album’, thus labeling you a one hit wonder….your failure only bolstering the success of other people’s ‘things’….while they look down on you…and shit on your once impeccable reputation…..

The company I am talking about is OBS, and more specifically their ‘home run’ RTA of yesteryear….the Engine. The Engine sat high in the best RTA’s of 2017 list for a vast swathe of vapers, and deservedly so….that thing was a leak proof flavour machine, almost perfect in every way, and is indeed still enjoyed to this day by vapers the world over, however….trends change, there is a ‘fashion’ to vaping and like any fashion it continuously evolves, and if your RTA ain’t day-glo purple with bubble glass and a matching swirly resin 810 drip tip….it ain’t considered as….’sick’…..anymore….

Form over function unfortunately….sells.

So….a change of direction was needed….why make another ‘thing’..when the ‘thing’ you made was good enough?!…As the new designs came in for the next ‘thing’ …OBS’s choice was simple….

FUCK IT!……we’re making a mod….

Read morePugsley’s not so serious review of the OBS Bat 218 Kit & Crius RDA

Pugsley’s short and sweet review of the Arctic Dolphin BF Crea Squonk Kit

Well….it looks like the single battery squonk mod train is not showing any signs of slowing down just yet…..we’ve got every vape manufacturer in the game scrambling to get a hand on it, in order to get their share of the spoils….

After the mahoosive squonk review I did a couple of months ago I really don’t know what else I can say about these mini mechanical squeeze machines…….do I like them?…….No not really……do you like them?….Apparently you can’t get enough of the bloody things….evidently…..the problem is me (sigh)…..here’s to being different…

(cough-lonely-cough).

So…..Who’s left?…..who hasn’t made a single battery squonk mod yet that looks just like all the others and does pretty much exactly the same thing in exactly the same way…..? The list is getting shorter…..just like this review…(Yay!) …..bit rude..

Read morePugsley’s short and sweet review of the Arctic Dolphin BF Crea Squonk Kit

Mjag’s review of the Nudge 24mm RDA by Wotofo and Suck my Mod

Youtube reviewers are on a tear designing vape gear, some are admittedly great and some so so. Matt from Suck My Mod has been one of the most active, his latest in collaboration with Wotofo is the Nudge 24mm RDA. I have been using and building on the Nudge RDA for more than a month now courtesy of fine people at Heavengifts.

What’s included

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  • NUDGE RDA 24MM
  • Spare screws & o-rings
  • 3 Fused Clapton Comp coils
  • Screwdriver
  • Squonk Pin
  • 510 drip tip adapter
  • Cotton bag
  • User Manual
  • Wotofo T-Shirt giveaway card

Specs

  • 24 x 30.5mm tall including drip tip, not including 510
  • Gold-plated 510 thread/ BF Pin
  • Aluminum top cap
  • Colors: Black, Blue, Green, Gunmetal, Red, Silver

Read moreMjag’s review of the Nudge 24mm RDA by Wotofo and Suck my Mod

Pugsley’s multi coloured pot bellied Unicorn review of the Blitz Intrepid RTA

Let’s be honest…..some people could do with a bit of colour in their lives, a splash of pizazz, a sprinkling of ‘whoop’ and maybe even in more severe circumstances…..a massive injection of jazzy happy sauce…..

hmm…you’re quite right……probably should have worded that differently…but you get my drift….and today I will be looking at a prime example of how a little bit of colour can instill a smidgen of smiley onto any vaper who spends their days moping around with a face like a slapped arse whilst tootle puffing on their matt black misery rig complete with matching drip tip leaving in their wake nothing but sad clouds and the distinct aroma of sorrow and regret…..

SO!……Plenty to review over the coming weeks…. let’s not waste anymore time waffling on like an over giddy….happy….thing…? and see wtf this apparent joy giver is all about….

Read morePugsley’s multi coloured pot bellied Unicorn review of the Blitz Intrepid RTA

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