Pugsley’s narcissistic review of the Wotofo Bravo RTA

There’s something slightly uncomfortable about anything that lavishes itself with congratulations before it even walks through the door. It’s always been my view that these things are first presented, and if congratulations are called for and deserved….they are given forthwith ….especially if what that thing refers to… is appearance….(you would say that…you have a face like a fat dogs arse)

Bit rude…… these days however, it would seem that ‘conceited’ and ‘vanity’ are words that have been given an upgrade to make them sound cool and perfectly acceptable……I believe this term to be…..(shudders) ….’swagger’…

Regardless……self-adulation, to someone in his mid forties who struggles to even recognise himself in the mirror most mornings…

is something that gets my back up almost instantly, severe scrutinization will ensue….and today….is one of those days….

Read morePugsley’s narcissistic review of the Wotofo Bravo RTA

Pugsley’s broad shouldered and godly review of the Vapecige Creator IM200

Finally…it would appear they may well have run out of Greek mythological deity names for our beloved vape gear….and have instead….. just opted for a ‘cover all basis’ generalisation…..”fuck it!….call it the ‘Creator’ …at least then we won’t upset anyone!” ……it’s a fair point, in a world that’s completely PC crazy and has more Gods than you can shake a shitty stick at, it’s a risky business to name anything after one of them without making the rest of them feeling a little left out…and being the touchy bunch that they apparently are….it really doesn’t take much for one of them to chuck their teddy out of the pram….

So when I take a mod out of the box of ‘things to review that had been pushed to the back of the queue’, and realise it will happily house a 28.5mm Sherman RDA….and then some….

I don’t take any chances….thankfully….thus far, my hypocrisy has not caused a sudden and fatal bolt of lightning to strike me down where I stand….thank the heavens….

Read morePugsley’s broad shouldered and godly review of the Vapecige Creator IM200

Pugsley’s ectoplasmic review of the Lost Vape Paranormal 166

Strange happenings are afoot here at Steampugs Headquarters International Team house…..or S.H.I.T. House ….as I like to call it….

I can’t explain it…

I don’t want to understand it….

I pretty much shat my pants several times just reminding myself about it…..like now….for example…

One morning I got up for work as usual, did my normal triple ‘S’ routine of shit, shower & a shave….I got dressed, I drank coffee, I grabbed my keys…..and as I walked out of the front door…..there was a noticeable chill….in the air…

‘Weird’…I thought…..regardless, I zipped up my coat, got in my car and drove into work…

A few hours later, while I was sat at my desk enjoying my thirteenth coffee of the day….my phone pings….

A message from…..somewhere?……Where did it come from?…..Why was it telling me that something was…..’waiting for me at home’……well this was just too fucking much, at this point I was beside myself with the heebie jeebies, but I kicked up my skirt, grew some tiny testicles…..and drove home to face this ‘thing’…. in a calm and collected manner…like the brave soldier that I am….

I got home….gingerly opened the front door…..looked down and…

IMPOSSIBLE!……Where did it come from!?!?….Who put it there!?!? …….WHAT DOES IT WANT FROM ME!?!? …..

“Hey…..drama queen……a parcel came for you while you were at work…….I signed for it…..and why are you crying??”

scoffed my clearly more manly than me other half….

“And shut the fucking door it’s the middle of winter ffs”……..

Read morePugsley’s ectoplasmic review of the Lost Vape Paranormal 166

Pugsley looks for the details in the Devil with the Asvape Lucifer 240w Mod

‘The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist’

I absolutely love that movie…and that line…and although I am not a religious person in the slightest I would have to call bullshit on that I’m afraid, because if the big D himself was trying to stay inconspicuous he needs to fire his PR team.

I’m old enough to see the rise and rise of popularity for the king of darkness over the last 2 decades…evil it would appear….now rocks…

Although it has to be said that when it comes to this cloudy world of ours…a world born from the need to save lives and make for a healthier population…..you’d think the devil would steer clear…

However…there’s also a good chance he’s just bored of the depths of hell smelling like a dirty ashtray due to the ever expanding population of tar drenched souls over the last 100 years…..can’t say I blame him to be fair….I mean what’s to like….even the Devil can be house proud

So it comes as no real surprise that sooner or later…..we were going to get a mod endorsed by the unholy one himself….how long do you think it will be before he dips his fingers into the liquid market with a range of evil and inappropriately named juices….

(shudders)…..now that’s just downright fucking dark….

Read morePugsley looks for the details in the Devil with the Asvape Lucifer 240w Mod

Pugsley’s Arty farty review of the Asvape Michael VO200 Mod

I’m going to take you back….wayy back….too far back for most of you no doubt….The early 70s to be exact, This was a time before video games, before computers…A time when 3 TV channels was enough and even that…for most of us…was black & white. Entertainment in those days was incomparable to today’s standards….we played outside, we got dirty, we pretended to kill each other on a daily basis with twigs shaped like guns and on a good day…whispers of ‘there’s a dead body down the alley’ were all the excitement we needed….come to think of it….finding corpses was an alarmingly recurrent pastime for us kids….. hmm….it’s literally just occurred to me how fucking disturbing that is…..and also the possibility that one of my friends….could well of been a mass murderer….?

Moving on swiftly…..

It was during this golden era that my infatuation with Art came to being, My Playstation was a pad of paper, My controller was a ‘love is’ pencil case covered in obscene graffiti (my perverse older sisters) full of crayons and the game….was whatever my imagination could come up with…..cute pictures of puppies probs….

throughout my childhood I would lose myself for hours scribbling away in my own little bubble, Pulling images from my ever expanding imagination and putting them to paper…..My first ever Art teacher was so impressed with my talents that she felt impelled to show my parents what an ‘Interesting’ creative flair their little golden child…appeared to possess..

This was a prominent feature throughout my childhood, I was obsessed with all things ‘Arty’ and still am to this day, Although my talents these days tend to be used more just entertaining myself more than anything else…

As for appreciating Art however….the more imaginative and ‘away from the norm’ the better….So it came as no surprise that the moment I clapped eyes on the device I am reviewing today…I felt the same reaction that I felt the first time I saw my bosomy Art teacher all those years ago….I fell in love….

Read morePugsley’s Arty farty review of the Asvape Michael VO200 Mod

Pugsley’s brother from another mother review of the Lost Vape Triade DNA 250

Guess what Triade means?…..’A set of three’ …So I’m working with a mod that takes a set of three batteries and has a name that means exactly that……a Mod with a name that actually makes total sense….

I mean this never happens…..wtf am I supposed to do with that??? that’s just no fun at all!! … There’s a person sat in an office somewhere who’s sole purpose was to sit there and come up with a name for this mod which must follow at least one of the following 2 criteria…..It must be named after some obscure mythological creature….or be called ‘Kevin’….

But noooo……dumb motherfucker had to overthink it…..tried to be ‘clever’…..and now look….I feel I am perfectly within my rights to email them and tell them exactly what I think about this ‘name’ choice…

So…..bit of a loss for words really…..not totally sure…….what I’m supposed to do now….I always have this so meticulously planned out….

Fair point….

Read morePugsley’s brother from another mother review of the Lost Vape Triade DNA 250

VapeyMama’s Battery Operated Boyfriend, the Reuleaux RX300

Meet Bob, my Reuleaux RX300 by Wismec and JayBo. His turn-ons are hot coils, thick juice, and taking sexy pics by the lake.

Back at the beginning of the year I was starting to quickly realize that I just wasn’t satisfied with my single battery mods anymore and I wanted something bigger. I figured I might as well go really big or go home, so I asked my good ol’ buddy @Steampugs for a recommendation. He had good things to say about the RX300 and told me that it should fulfill my deep desire for a juicy multi-battery affair, so of course I placed the order.

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Pugsley’s all too familiar review of the Smok G150 Kit

It feels like an eternity since I’ve reviewed a Smok product, This time last year Smok was on an almost global mission to take over the world ‘evil villain style’ with a tsunami of innovation upon the vape market..

You’d think after the success of the Alien… Smok would be literally rolling in the Benjamin’s with enough resources to keep up the momentum but for reasons I can’t quite fathom….they appear to be resting on their laurels leaving the innovation to their rivals and consequently being dragged out of the ‘big chair’ by the other Shenzhen ‘all stars’ …

Now i’m not referring to sales…..I recently went to Vapefest and any stalls that were selling hardware had far more Aliens on display than any other product….so it’s still incredibly popular….But that being said…vaper’s like ‘new’ …they like to be seen with the latest and greatest toys to the point that it’s almost a fashion, Things trend, Last year’s devices are exactly that and unless you keep pumping out new ideas that improve your inventory then people will stop looking…when’s the last time you showed off your Alien to someone only to get the wide eyed reaction of “oh wow that’s awesome where can I get one??”…

Just sayin……

Read morePugsley’s all too familiar review of the Smok G150 Kit

Pugsley’s scaly skinned fire breathing (ish) review of the HCigar VT75 Color

Let’s be honest….most stories could do with the odd dragon thrown in for good measure, maybe not shit…I think there was enough shit in the last review’s story….but dragons….I might be able to muster with the help of this months offering on the vape table. No…I’m not reviewing a dragon….nor am I interviewing Daenerys Targaryen (totally googled how to spell that) ….although given the choice between the two…I would definitely go with the latter….ah yeah..

Read morePugsley’s scaly skinned fire breathing (ish) review of the HCigar VT75 Color

Pugsley’s triple hearted war-crafty review of the CoilArt Azeroth RTA

I’m gonna start with a little love story…..A good few years ago, one crisp Autumnal morning, I was awoken by the sound of…absolutely nothing, And I soon came to realise that I had indeed forgotten to set my alarm clock leaving me almost an hour late for work….that’s right…’clock’ ….like I said…years ago…anyway, That was strike one,  I rushed out of the house and decided to cut across the park and as I marched across the field like a man with purpose I suddenly felt something a bit….’soft’…underfoot, whilst not slowing down any I turned my head to look at the floor behind me convinced I’d see a pile of freshly baked doggy bum nuggets with my footprint planted right in the centre….but while looking backwards…and walking briskly forwards…and before I could finish the thought ‘Oh good…it was just a pile of leav…. WOH!’….I slipped in an actual particularly mountainous and moist ‘Elephant’ turd …twisting my knee…and leaving me splayed out on my back writhing in agony clutching my…what felt like….shattered kneecap…..strike 2……    “Are you OK?…..oh hi Pugs” ….said an almost angelic voice above me….”Oh…hey” I replied to a girl walking her dog that I happened to have pulled at my friends party a couple of weeks previous …A girl I might add that I had grown to have an unhealthy infatuation with……..and if there was any chance of this being a lucky romantic encounter you often see in the movies….that chance was soon dashed with the next words out of her mouth……”You have shit in your hands…..” I looked down..and sure enough, there was a three foot smear of shit up the outside of leg up to my knee…which I was clutching firmly with both hands…….gargantuan strike 3….

Strangely….I never saw that girl again, but that clusterfuck of a morning all those years ago has stayed with me ever since, and every time I hear someone say ‘Bad things happen in threes’…I can almost smell those shit sodden leaves and bitter humiliation all over again…and as a result of that….I have had a nagging fear of the number 3 ever since…that’s right…I’m a massive weirdo with Triphobia….I mean I was just about getting my head around using 3 batteries without the fear of blowing my face off….and I also have my third child on the way….clearly going to be the spawn of Satan…so I’m working on it…but generally….if it’s a three…it’s going to be shit.

Yes….this is a vape review…all will come clear…..if you’re looking for sense you’re in the wrong town buddy…

Read morePugsley’s triple hearted war-crafty review of the CoilArt Azeroth RTA

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