Pugsley’s jam packed yet short review of the Wotofo SMM Nudge 24 RDA

Welcome back my cloudy cretinous creatures, back again with another pile of barely legible nonsense, and this time we are looking at something that has been designed by another reviewer……Well……it’s been a while, it’s also been a while since this thing was released, 4 months…..maybe more…but it’s been sat there in my backlog and now…is it’s time to shine….and shine like a blue diamond in a goat’s ass it does, so, let’s crack..the fuck on….time for another ‘quickie’…..

My other half is sat next to me while I’m writing this…she just said “Lucky rabbit!”…..I’m not quite sure what she means by that…

Sent by my ever-giving eastern partners, Heavengifts, I present to you, from Wotofo, and in conjunction with Suck My Mod….the Nudge 24 RDA…

I lost my shit trying to get this thing to sit for the picture…..assistance was required. Ironically, I kept nudging my lightbox, sending the Nudge rolling around like a drunk smurf….

Hence the red alloy ‘baby walker’ ……needs must.

Read morePugsley’s jam packed yet short review of the Wotofo SMM Nudge 24 RDA

Pugsley’s narcissistic review of the Wotofo Bravo RTA

There’s something slightly uncomfortable about anything that lavishes itself with congratulations before it even walks through the door. It’s always been my view that these things are first presented, and if congratulations are called for and deserved….they are given forthwith ….especially if what that thing refers to… is appearance….(you would say that…you have a face like a fat dogs arse)

Bit rude…… these days however, it would seem that ‘conceited’ and ‘vanity’ are words that have been given an upgrade to make them sound cool and perfectly acceptable……I believe this term to be…..(shudders) ….’swagger’…

Regardless……self-adulation, to someone in his mid forties who struggles to even recognise himself in the mirror most mornings…

is something that gets my back up almost instantly, severe scrutinization will ensue….and today….is one of those days….

Read morePugsley’s narcissistic review of the Wotofo Bravo RTA

Pugsley’s twin engined flavourful review of the OBS Crius II Dual Coil RTA

Now I understand this feeling all too well…..I have three children myself, and naming them all was one of the most traumatic and long winded challenges I have ever faced, you have to get it right, I mean….this is going to stick with them for their entire life….and on that basis… it’s a huge responsibility, and no matter how hard I tried to evade that dreaded ‘R’ word…..it was inevitable that one day….it would catch me….

That being said…..

My first is called Kieran, my choice, I just liked the name….and to be fair he’s never complained….but then came the second…..my first choice of ‘Offspring B’ was quickly slapped off the table by my better half….killjoy…and so…the process began……

“What name do you really like?”

“Kieran”

“You have a Kieran…and this is going to be a girl”

“Well you asked me what name I liked…..and I like Kieran”

“You can’t call a girl Kieran….and you can’t have two kids with the same name”

“But again…that’s not the question you asked me…you asked me what name I really liked….and I answered correctly, and may I also take this opportunity to remind you that you have already poo pooed my first choice for our new baby..”

“You can’t call a girl Kieran…..or Offspring B…..and I know what fucking question I asked you, now stop being an utter dick….and help me by thinking of a name for our unborn daughter!……Now what name….do you really like?”

“Kieran”…”NO!”….”Offspring B then”….”NOOOOO!!”………….”Keira then”

“You’re just saying that because it’s almost ‘Kieran’ …you can’t have kids called Kieran and Keira it’s confusing”

“okay…just Kieran then”

“Why am I still with you….”

And so it went…for several days…….and then…Keira it was, which to be fair, I kinda wanted anyway but I just needed to make it by far the better option, yes….I’m absolutely a manipulating, annoying, soul destroying, life sucking, lovable rogue….but then she wouldn’t have it any other way…..(says you)

OBS however……..clearly don’t have a rational ‘better half’ in their life…..my guess…..one middle aged single man, whose soul purpose at OBS, is to come up with names for their products…..and I, for one, can totally relate with this mans struggle…

Read morePugsley’s twin engined flavourful review of the OBS Crius II Dual Coil RTA

Ehpro Iguana 20700 Squonk kit review by Mjag…Oh momma, you wanna see this!

I tell ya, sometimes it is right time, right place but that is how I got so lucky to wind up with the Iguana 20700 mech squonk kit from Ehpro. Last day of the ECC show in Ontario, CA and I was walking around with my bud Deuces Jack who luckily for the both of us needed batteries so it took us in that direction. We stop by the Ehpro booth to say goodbye and low and behold they remember us and hand us both there prototype Iguana Squonk kits to review….I just about danced a jig right then and there.

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There is not too much info on the Iguana kit but I did get some while emailing with Ehpro. It is not a resin, it is a Acetic acid plate which I have no idea what that means but wow is it sexy. Not sure when production with start or pricing as of yet but as of now they plan on making the Blue seen here and a White version.

Specs as I measured:

Iguana 20700 squonk mod:

  • 25mm x 86mm x 48.5mm
  • 6ml soft silicon squonk bottle
  • 20700 and I would suppose it would come with an 18650 adapter, it works with one I tried
  • Mech mod
  • Button lock switch

Iguana BF RDA:

  • 24.5mm diameter 22mm tall
  • Bottom airflow
  • 2 squonk feeder holes located right under your wicks
  • 810 drip tip with inner o’ring for friction fit goon/kennedy style 810’s
  • 4 post (can install your coils in either direction or do a dual coil stacked)
  • Domed inner top cap

Now let the sexiness begin!!!

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GeekVape Blitzen 24mm RTA review by Mjag…Flavor Blitz?

I received the GeekVape Blitzen RTA free of charge from www.2fdeal.com for the purpose of this review.

Specs:

Diameter 24mm
Depth 24mm
Height 47mm
Width 24mm
Product Weight 75g
Package Weight 179g

Features:

Gold plated 510 threading connection
Diameter: 24mm
Capacity: 2ml / 5ml (with extension tank)
Postless build deck
Single / dual coil configuration
Honeycomb adjustable side airflow
510 / 810 drip tip compatible (with 510 drip tip adapter)

Smooth side airflow blows directly to the coils to provide full flavor.
Large airflow comes from the side directly in a shortest path to provide maximum vapor production.
Build deck is built into the base for convenient access.
18mm postless build deck allows easy coil building and supports both single and dual coil build.
Bubble glass included to provide 5ml juice capacity expansion.

Package Includes:

1* GeekVape Blitzen 24mm RTA Rebuildable Tank Atomizer Standard Edition 5ml
1* 2ml Spare Glass Tube
1* 5ml Spare Bubble Glass Tube
1* 510 Drip Tip, 1 x 810 Drip Tip
1* 510 Drip Tip Adapter
1* Chimney Extender
1*Chimney Key
1*Allen Key
1* Manual
20* O-rings

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Ehpro Bachelor X RTA Review by Mjag

Hello once again and thank you for taking the time to view my review of the Ehpro Bachelor X RTA that was sent to me by my friends at www.heavengifts.com.

Specs:

  • 25.2 x 43mm(without 510 thread)
  • 3.5ml Innovative single coil build RTA
  • 5ml Extra bulb glass tube included
  • Centered build system making installing coil super easy
  • Gold-plated deck for perfect electrical conductivity
  • Adjustable bottom-up direct airflow control
  • Easy top filling design
  • PEI 810 wide-bore drip tip with high heat resistance

What’s included

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  • Bachelor X RTA
  • Allen key
  • 5ml bubble glass
  • pack of spare o-rings
  • 1 sheet of cotton
  • 4 extra gold plated grub screws
  • 3 Pre-made parallel clapton coils
  • User manual

Available in 3 colors
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Vandy Vape Phobia RDA review by Mjag…No More Fear…No More Phobias!

Ok ok, that last part of my title is cheesy but that is what is written on one of the top caps….

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If you have a phobia to noisy airflow you may want to read on…..toot toot.

Specs:

  • 24mm diameter 31mm tall to top of chuff cap excluding 510 pin
  • Gold plated 510
  • Squonk pin included
  • Gold plated phillips installed and allen grub screws included as spares
  • Postless design
  • Dual airflow, hits from the bottom and slanted sides
  • Includes 2 sleeves, 1 for 810 drip tips and the other for included chuff cap
  • 510 drip tip adapter

More info can be found on Vandy Vapes site: http://www.vandyvape.com/detail/atomizer/Phobia_RDA/

Included in the package (Please note I received a trial production sample, retail versions may vary)

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Pugsley’s frosty and sting free review of the Oumier VLS RDA

I hate wasps….fucking pointless annoying sick jokes of nature that are basically….nothing more…….than dicks.

You see….I have a bad history with the evil little bastards, somewhere…in Waspville…there is a big poster of my face, and on it, in large bold letters..are the words…’Kill this motherfucker at any given opportunity’….and here’s how I know that to be a fact….yes…it’s pointless story time….you lucky, lucky people…(sigh)

As a child, many moons ago… I was riding my BMX through a forest with my friends, and somehow happened upon the mother of all wasp gangster families, the Peaky Blinders of the insect world if you will…who saw fit to adorn me with a lovely wasp onesie…..stabbing me no less than 12 times with their angry poisonous pointy penis’s….one of which…..was right on the nutsack, oh yeah…let that sink in (that wasp certainly did) …. thankfully, as my ever growing tribe of offspring can attest to…the damage did not appear to be permanent,  I just stank of TCP for a month and acquired the nickname of ‘Willy One Bollock’…..due to my lopsided and overly bulbous fleshy pendulum…….kids can be so cruel….

And let us not forget the time I was rudely awoken at 4am, whilst in bed…alone…recovering from reconstructive spinal surgery, by a noise that I can only describe as ‘the gentle humming of death’ ….you see, as misfortune would have it, it turns out that at certain times of the year, leaving your window open and light on, is an open invite for Waspy ‘The Knife’ McCuntfuck and his cronies to decide that ‘Hey!…..Your room looks decidedly warmer than out here, THEREFORE we shall share your cozy man cave for the evening…..if you would be so fucking kind…guvnor’, my answer was a resounding ‘NO!….You may NOT! You ill mannered stripy sadistic reprobates!’…but seeing as I was practically paralyzed, the only options available to me at that time were either to accept this hostile takeover, while I lay there and slowly wept, uncontrollably shitting in my pantaloons….or drag my crippled carcass along the bedroom floor….whilst I slowly wept….. and still shitting in my pantaloons….kicking the door shut behind me, and sleeping on the landing….covered in shit and tears…..I chose the latter…..allowing those vengeful gate crashing fuck nuggets to while away the hours eating my munchies, playing on my Playstation and generally treating my room like a seedy backstreet watering hole….I don’t even want to think about what they probably did in my bed…..no sir…..I do not like wasps…and nowadays when I see one in the house….I tend to act…..irrationally…..

Which is more than likely the reason why, when asked if I wanted to review the Wasp Nano RDA, I politely and calmly replied…..”NOIDONOTWANTTOPUTAFUCKINGWASPINORAROUNDMYMOUTHAREYOUFUCKINGCRAZY??!!!……”

“Okay well…..that’s slightly irrational (and weird) but….they make another one….that’s not called the Wasp…..would you like to look at that one instead?”

“Oh….okay…..cool”…..I replied…and so here we are…..finally …..and as vaguely as ever……

Read morePugsley’s frosty and sting free review of the Oumier VLS RDA

Pugsley’s ungodly & mildly thunderous review of the Geekvape Zeus RTA

Mythological Gods sure do get a lot of airplay in this misty world of ours, and to be perfectly honest I’m surprised this one hasn’t come around sooner….I mean he is technically the god of clouds….

And electricity ….

Two things …obviously…we care very much about, doesn’t necessarily make him the god of vaping though…if more recent story telling were to be believed that title would surely go to Technical Boy….

Who does indeed have some skills with throwing the O’s …..but..if you follow the show…you will also know that he is indeed…..a dick and only technically a god ….so….I wouldn’t choose him to be our deity…..if indeed …..we needed one……I mean there is a god to cover just about everything if you peruse your way through the ages but not really a god of flavour….

If ever there was a reason to be a god……that would be near the top of my list…at least I have the right height criteria by all accounts….

So…..Zeus it is…..but is naming a single engine RTA after the god of thunder a mere bold statement, or…if the chatter and anticipation are anything to go by….is this the next big thing to come from Justin….(totes the god of Geekvape) that will strike lightening into the hearts of every vaper who sucks on his drip tip…..(is there a god of inappropriate sexual innuendo’s?….because I think I could totally nail that)

Read morePugsley’s ungodly & mildly thunderous review of the Geekvape Zeus RTA

Pugsley’s ‘little worse for wear’ review of the Wotofo Serpent SMM RTA

Before I start I should warn you….I am suffering from the mother of all hangovers (still drunk) after celebrating the end of the busiest festival season we have ever done (19 festivals!…. ridiculous! I didn’t even know there WAS 19 festivals!) I am a light tech by day and if anyone is thinking of visiting Manchester for a booze filled night out…forget it….there’s no alcohol left…..we drank it dry..I believe half my team of miscreants are still wandering the streets causing all kinds of …..not much trouble…

Or attempting to discover wherever they left their cars….

“Found it!”

So…I am telling you this because well…this review may suffer as a consequence….or…. it might actually make some sense this time…who the fuck knows….so……what was it I was meant to be reviewing again…..?…..erm…….?….something about sucking a snake….?   (?????)

Read morePugsley’s ‘little worse for wear’ review of the Wotofo Serpent SMM RTA

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