Pugsley’s twin engined flavourful review of the OBS Crius II Dual Coil RTA

Now I understand this feeling all too well…..I have three children myself, and naming them all was one of the most traumatic and long winded challenges I have ever faced, you have to get it right, I mean….this is going to stick with them for their entire life….and on that basis… it’s a huge responsibility, and no matter how hard I tried to evade that dreaded ‘R’ word…..it was inevitable that one day….it would catch me….

That being said…..

My first is called Kieran, my choice, I just liked the name….and to be fair he’s never complained….but then came the second…..my first choice of ‘Offspring B’ was quickly slapped off the table by my better half….killjoy…and so…the process began……

“What name do you really like?”

“Kieran”

“You have a Kieran…and this is going to be a girl”

“Well you asked me what name I liked…..and I like Kieran”

“You can’t call a girl Kieran….and you can’t have two kids with the same name”

“But again…that’s not the question you asked me…you asked me what name I really liked….and I answered correctly, and may I also take this opportunity to remind you that you have already poo pooed my first choice for our new baby..”

“You can’t call a girl Kieran…..or Offspring B…..and I know what fucking question I asked you, now stop being an utter dick….and help me by thinking of a name for our unborn daughter!……Now what name….do you really like?”

“Kieran”…”NO!”….”Offspring B then”….”NOOOOO!!”………….”Keira then”

“You’re just saying that because it’s almost ‘Kieran’ …you can’t have kids called Kieran and Keira it’s confusing”

“okay…just Kieran then”

“Why am I still with you….”

And so it went…for several days…….and then…Keira it was, which to be fair, I kinda wanted anyway but I just needed to make it by far the better option, yes….I’m absolutely a manipulating, annoying, soul destroying, life sucking, lovable rogue….but then she wouldn’t have it any other way…..(says you)

OBS however……..clearly don’t have a rational ‘better half’ in their life…..my guess…..one middle aged single man, whose soul purpose at OBS, is to come up with names for their products…..and I, for one, can totally relate with this mans struggle…

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