Pugsley’s narcissistic review of the Wotofo Bravo RTA

There’s something slightly uncomfortable about anything that lavishes itself with congratulations before it even walks through the door. It’s always been my view that these things are first presented, and if congratulations are called for and deserved….they are given forthwith ….especially if what that thing refers to… is appearance….(you would say that…you have a face like a fat dogs arse)

Bit rude…… these days however, it would seem that ‘conceited’ and ‘vanity’ are words that have been given an upgrade to make them sound cool and perfectly acceptable……I believe this term to be…..(shudders) ….’swagger’…

Regardless……self-adulation, to someone in his mid forties who struggles to even recognise himself in the mirror most mornings…

is something that gets my back up almost instantly, severe scrutinization will ensue….and today….is one of those days….

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Pugsley’s not at all scary review of the Vapecige VTX200 200w Mod

When I was a kid….clowns were funny, you went to see them at a circus, or you hired them for your birthday parties to act like cockwombles and make balloon animals…..it was innocent, harmless fun…..obviously until we kids inevitably turned the balloon animals into massive willies and ran around the house like a bunch of tiny Dirk Digglers…

But now?……Whose fucking idea was it to turn a children’s entertainer into one of the freakiest, most horrific and scariest things on the planet?!…..Not to me obviously….I’m far too mature and steel hardy to be even remotely nervous of these …..these……these things….these are just people I got funny balloons from when I was a kid….and nothing more…..

I’ll be in here with Mr Snuggles if anyone needs me……(shudders)

Read morePugsley’s not at all scary review of the Vapecige VTX200 200w Mod

Pugsley’s broad shouldered and godly review of the Vapecige Creator IM200

Finally…it would appear they may well have run out of Greek mythological deity names for our beloved vape gear….and have instead….. just opted for a ‘cover all basis’ generalisation…..”fuck it!….call it the ‘Creator’ …at least then we won’t upset anyone!” ……it’s a fair point, in a world that’s completely PC crazy and has more Gods than you can shake a shitty stick at, it’s a risky business to name anything after one of them without making the rest of them feeling a little left out…and being the touchy bunch that they apparently are….it really doesn’t take much for one of them to chuck their teddy out of the pram….

So when I take a mod out of the box of ‘things to review that had been pushed to the back of the queue’, and realise it will happily house a 28.5mm Sherman RDA….and then some….

I don’t take any chances….thankfully….thus far, my hypocrisy has not caused a sudden and fatal bolt of lightning to strike me down where I stand….thank the heavens….

Read morePugsley’s broad shouldered and godly review of the Vapecige Creator IM200

Pugsley’s nonadjustable yet slightly intoxicating review of the Wotofo Lush Plus RDA

As a wise man once said to me on a forum many moons ago….”If your gonna drip…learn to make your own juice or you’re gonna be poor” ….I wish I could find that man and shake him firmly by the hand, best advice ever….well…almost best….”Don’t do that in public” was the best…but it’s a close 2nd…..Unfortunately however it was one of ‘those’ forums and I wouldn’t want to risk my laptop by logging on even if I could…

Alas…. he shall never be thanked. Drippers drink liquid, solid fact, that’s why they taste soooo damned good, So when I heard that someone was bringing out a dripper called the ‘Lush’……well…..where I’m from…a Lush is something slightly different…

a ‘Lush’.

SO aptly named for a dripper.

Read morePugsley’s nonadjustable yet slightly intoxicating review of the Wotofo Lush Plus RDA

Pugsley’s short, fat and hyper review of the Wismec Reuleaux RX300 Mod

Short, Fat and Hyper…three words that are very close to my heart…in fact if you met anyone that knew me as a kid and you asked ..”you knew Pugs?”…they’d reply “oh sure…you mean short fat and hyper?”…..

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Pugsley’s unleashed and snarling review of the Desire Mad Dog 24mm RDA

Let’s just put this out there, I’m a massive dog person (wait…you’re only 5’8″?)…..rude….. I have 2, and if you are uncomfortable around them, you are more than welcome to come round my house so that I can lock you in another room….However…after 30 odd years of dog ownership there are some rules…some understandings…that you quickly learn, and always adhere to.

Firstly, if you have kids you can’t own a slightly ‘unhinged’ dog, and secondly, you can’t get one for Christmas.

So when I was asked by my fine friends at Heavengifts if I would like a Mad Dog for Christmas?…I simply replied..

You’re dog gamn right I do…….

fuck the system.

Read morePugsley’s unleashed and snarling review of the Desire Mad Dog 24mm RDA

Pugsley’s touchy feely and well constructed review of the Tesla Touch 150 TC Mod

he did what he did for the sake of the betterment of mankind and wanted to give people an opportunity to have a better quality of life”

This Man

Could very well have given birth to vaping, should he of been around in our time that is, his beliefs and ideology back then were more than well suited for today’s need to get people off the stinkies, and I’m pretty sure he would puff his chest out with pride knowing that his legacy, his name, the company he started, is not only trying to do away with the environmentally damaging combustion engine, but is also bringing out well constructed, technologically advanced electrical devices made to help people give up a habit that causes 6 million deaths every year….oh it’s right up his street….and I totally envision him to be ‘custard’ man…call it a hunch.

Read morePugsley’s touchy feely and well constructed review of the Tesla Touch 150 TC Mod

Pugsley’s Gigeresque and other worldly review of the Smok Alien 220w Baby Beast Kit

You would of had to of literally been on another planet lately to miss the hype and popularity of Smok’s contender for vape device of the year, every one was after one, most vapers got one, I wanted one…

I could feel the sinister grin of the thing, goading me, enticing me, mocking me for not owning it…

but never one to follow the crowd I was almost completely over the idea, I was even offered one a few weeks ago for review but then told afterwards that stocks were depleted so they sent me something else, I then asked when they would be getting some more in?…to which they replied….

“well……they come at night mostly……mostly.”…….odd thing to say i thought but fair do’s. Not one to argue I resigned to the fact that this would just simply pass me by.

But then….. my good friends at Urvapin came to me with  ‘We have some new stocks in, would you like see what all the fuss is about?’ …..well…(sigh)….seeing as it’s Christmas.

Read morePugsley’s Gigeresque and other worldly review of the Smok Alien 220w Baby Beast Kit

Pugsley’s Soul Destroying And Heart devouring Review Of The Geekvape Ammit RTA

“Ammit”…. “devourer”…..”soul-eater”, A female demon in ancient Egyptian religion with the head of a crocodile, The mane of a lion, and the arse of a hippo.

Read morePugsley’s Soul Destroying And Heart devouring Review Of The Geekvape Ammit RTA

Pugsley’s overly engineered & uniquely twisted review of the Kangertech Dripez

And a very forthcoming and quite frankly frivolous welcome to you my cloud billowing mentalists on this oddly bizarre occasion when I take on the arduous task of reviewing something that at first glance can only conjure up the following reaction ……

“What the actual fuck…??”

And deservedly so, for today I gingerly present to you, with one eye brow raised, courtesy of my friends at http://www.cvapor.com/ ….The Kangertech Frankenperfumedrinkshatsquonkerstein……I mean Dripez….sorry..

Read morePugsley’s overly engineered & uniquely twisted review of the Kangertech Dripez

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