Pugsley’s hefty, sexy and downright bloody lovely review of the Vape Cige VT Box 250

In retrospect….I think my reaction may of been a tad over zealous when my supplier agreed to send me my next item for review, Don’t get me wrong…as a reviewer you get what you’re given depending on what kind of relationship you have with your supplier….but every now and then…you can give a cheeky nudge nudge wink wink…..a little bit of schmoozy woozy towards something that you really like the look of……something you’d absolutely love to review…..The VT Box 200 was such a device, but no matter how hard I tried…no amount of ‘I love your font’ emails….or……’I think this is terrible don’t you ever send me such a thing’ reverse psychology tactics were going to let one of these devices break free from the vice like grip of any of my suppliers..

Then….one faithful day…it would appear I earned my stripes with one supplier, for what seems like a lifetime of hint dropping, soul giving and on this occasion even offering one of my 2 children…I got her on a good day…..or maybe she was drunk I dunno….but she put it to the powers that be…..

CH-CHING

 

 

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Pugsley’s iJoyful and triumphant review of the iJOY Cigpet ECO RDA

I’m just gonna put this out there…..I have never been a fan of the label ‘e-cigarette’

For someone as deep in the rabbit hole as myself then words like ‘smoke’….’cigarette’…..’cig’…..are words of blasphemy, anything that links what we do now with what the vast majority of us did back then grates on me like nails on a chalk board…I hate it…that being said it’s admittedly easier to say than ‘nicotine delivery device’ but still…..it’s not a fucking cigarette….and when someone says to me…(like recently)…”oh you smoke an e-cigarette?”……in my mind I slap you shitless….because….well…that’s legal…

And when I see the word ‘Cig’….being ‘fluffed up’ by pairing it with a lovable word like ‘Pet’ …well…..who’s ever idea that was deserves to stand there and slap themselves silly …..repeatedly….for several days…while I watch.

Cigpet indeed…..stick a question mark after it and it sounds like your being offered a smoke from one of the cast of Geordie Shore…

Precisely.

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Pugsley’s mythologicaly set in stone review of the Geekvape Medusa RDTA

Some say……her last husband left her because he just couldn’t look her in the eye as he was too scared of being taken for granite….

That’s it…that’s all I’ve got….one shit dad joke…..I like to start my reviews with at least a witty story, a play on words perhaps….but no, not even so much as a meme……nothing…the world is barren of Greek mythology themed humour….

It would appear that Mythological puns really are my Achilles heal…

I mean whats Demeter with me?…..

I refuse to Apollo-gise for that…..

I was just Troy-ing around with you….

It took me a Minotaur two to think of some….

I’ll stop trying to be the Centaur of attention now….

I guess I’d better Kraken with it ……

Deal with it.

Read morePugsley’s mythologicaly set in stone review of the Geekvape Medusa RDTA

Pugsley’s Celebratory Steampugs $100 Gearbest Giveaway….FINAL DAY TO ENTER!

That’s right people, finally I am going to make good on the promise that I have been making for the last week, CAN I GET A WOOP WOOP!

TUT…….what if I told you I am going to give you $100 to spend at Gearbest on whatever the hell you like……

Close enough…….a bit more enthusiasm would of been nice but still….

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Pugsley’s nonadjustable yet slightly intoxicating review of the Wotofo Lush Plus RDA

As a wise man once said to me on a forum many moons ago….”If your gonna drip…learn to make your own juice or you’re gonna be poor” ….I wish I could find that man and shake him firmly by the hand, best advice ever….well…almost best….”Don’t do that in public” was the best…but it’s a close 2nd…..Unfortunately however it was one of ‘those’ forums and I wouldn’t want to risk my laptop by logging on even if I could…

Alas…. he shall never be thanked. Drippers drink liquid, solid fact, that’s why they taste soooo damned good, So when I heard that someone was bringing out a dripper called the ‘Lush’……well…..where I’m from…a Lush is something slightly different…

a ‘Lush’.

SO aptly named for a dripper.

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Pugsley’s Cheeky Chapter 2 Choices from those Charitable Chinese Chaps at Gearbest…(and a $100 giveaway)

It would appear…..that those Churlish Chinese Chaps & Chappettes from the Cheap deal Champions Gearbest have been Cheating on us…..I for one am positively Cheerless.

Whilst Checking the ever Changing price Chopping Chart that Gearbest have Chosen me to Check over I damned near Choked on my Chocolate Cheesecake……..Charming.

They’ve only gone and Chiselled away what’s Chargeable to your Chequebook on more than a few Choice Cherishables……(for those Children under 30…you’ll need to Check online what a Chequebook is)

So pull away from your Youtube Channels, those Chores can wait, I’m about to Chastise your Checking accounts with some Choice Choosing’s and take you to Church on what’s worth Checking out….so pull up a Chair and I’ll adorn you with some reasons to be Cheerful.

Read morePugsley’s Cheeky Chapter 2 Choices from those Charitable Chinese Chaps at Gearbest…(and a $100 giveaway)

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