Pugsley’s Bare naked review of the Vaporesso Switcher 220 Mod with NRG Tank

To be fair…..it was always gonna happen eventually, if you keep pushing your luck further and further, someone is gonna get bitch slapped…….OBS got away with it with the Bat mod…..Then Vaptio downright took the piss with the Super Bat and Wall Crawler mods…..boundaries were crossed….innocence was questioned….and when the Franchise Copyright Infringement Police (totally a thing)…heard about another multi-million dollar franchise about to get ‘teabagged’….

This time around, it was old timers Vaporesso who were the culprits caught with their fingers in the copyright cookie jar, trying to sneak a cheeky little nibble of someone else’s sweet biscuits…..or at the very least…..pilfer old Granny Hasbro’s recipe…

‘We’ve made a device for vaping, it can change its appearance and has a robotic design on the back, and right in the middle is a logo that looks strikingly similar to Optimus Prime’s mugshot……and we’re not gonna give you a penny for it….that cool?’

And so it was……Vaporesso were taught a fair….and no doubt very valuable lesson…

“Assumption is indeed… the mother of all fuck-ups”

Read morePugsley’s Bare naked review of the Vaporesso Switcher 220 Mod with NRG Tank

Pugsley’s flamboyant and trippy review of the Wismec Luxotic NC 250 kit by Jaybo

Once again…the backlog gets backlogged even more, you see a light at the end of the tunnel….and it just turns out to be some bastard with a torch..and a pile of vape gear in need of reviewing….yes…I know…cry me a fucking river Pugs, first world problems etc etc

Whatevs…..today’s item for review…just wasn’t gonna wait, as soon as I saw it…I wanted it, and why?…..because…..reasons……that’s why…..I don’t see why I have to justify myself with ‘why’s and why nots’ ….(actually…you kinda do….it’s your fucking job) …….that’s quite a valid point actually…..maybe I’ll do that……

Sarcasm…I dig it…

Read morePugsley’s flamboyant and trippy review of the Wismec Luxotic NC 250 kit by Jaybo

Pugsley’s Civil(ish) war – Vaptio Special review of the Super Bat 220w & The Wall Crawler Kits

There’s probably a term out there already that describes the kind of guy that although, spent the majority of his childhood reading comic books, is now in his mid forties and still digs the whole superhero ‘thang’ …..other than ‘massive manchild’ that is…which is something that I myself…may well get called…quite a lot….because you see, I am most definitely one of those guys, I’m not ashamed of it……I don’t deny myself it….and absolutely, under no circumstances at all….do I ever…..EVER….parade around the bedroom in front of my utterly bewildered other half whilst wearing an admittedly far too small Spiderman costume, as if that sort of thing could be considered sexy….to anyone..in any way….ever…

Nope….I don’t do that….

My real passion was actually 2000ad/Judge Dredd…..If there was one thing the English were exceptional at, it was writing comic books, and even now, I still collect the odd graphic novel (because they’re comics for adults who don’t want to admit they still buy comics) ….That being said….when there’s a new superhero film about to be released, I do get just as giddy now as I did back when I was old enough for that to be acceptable….manchild…and proud.

So when a company brings out some vape gear ‘loosely’ based around a couple of the more popular superheroes….you’d expect me to be ever so slightly wetting my pants….wouldn’t you…? (you’re old…you literally do that most days)…..

I’ll bare that in mind…

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Pugsley’s jam packed yet short review of the Wotofo SMM Nudge 24 RDA

Welcome back my cloudy cretinous creatures, back again with another pile of barely legible nonsense, and this time we are looking at something that has been designed by another reviewer……Well……it’s been a while, it’s also been a while since this thing was released, 4 months…..maybe more…but it’s been sat there in my backlog and now…is it’s time to shine….and shine like a blue diamond in a goat’s ass it does, so, let’s crack..the fuck on….time for another ‘quickie’…..

My other half is sat next to me while I’m writing this…she just said “Lucky rabbit!”…..I’m not quite sure what she means by that…

Sent by my ever-giving eastern partners, Heavengifts, I present to you, from Wotofo, and in conjunction with Suck My Mod….the Nudge 24 RDA…

I lost my shit trying to get this thing to sit for the picture…..assistance was required. Ironically, I kept nudging my lightbox, sending the Nudge rolling around like a drunk smurf….

Hence the red alloy ‘baby walker’ ……needs must.

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Pugsley’s narcissistic review of the Wotofo Bravo RTA

There’s something slightly uncomfortable about anything that lavishes itself with congratulations before it even walks through the door. It’s always been my view that these things are first presented, and if congratulations are called for and deserved….they are given forthwith ….especially if what that thing refers to… is appearance….(you would say that…you have a face like a fat dogs arse)

Bit rude…… these days however, it would seem that ‘conceited’ and ‘vanity’ are words that have been given an upgrade to make them sound cool and perfectly acceptable……I believe this term to be…..(shudders) ….’swagger’…

Regardless……self-adulation, to someone in his mid forties who struggles to even recognise himself in the mirror most mornings…

is something that gets my back up almost instantly, severe scrutinization will ensue….and today….is one of those days….

Read morePugsley’s narcissistic review of the Wotofo Bravo RTA

Pugsley’s twin engined flavourful review of the OBS Crius II Dual Coil RTA

Now I understand this feeling all too well…..I have three children myself, and naming them all was one of the most traumatic and long winded challenges I have ever faced, you have to get it right, I mean….this is going to stick with them for their entire life….and on that basis… it’s a huge responsibility, and no matter how hard I tried to evade that dreaded ‘R’ word…..it was inevitable that one day….it would catch me….

That being said…..

My first is called Kieran, my choice, I just liked the name….and to be fair he’s never complained….but then came the second…..my first choice of ‘Offspring B’ was quickly slapped off the table by my better half….killjoy…and so…the process began……

“What name do you really like?”

“Kieran”

“You have a Kieran…and this is going to be a girl”

“Well you asked me what name I liked…..and I like Kieran”

“You can’t call a girl Kieran….and you can’t have two kids with the same name”

“But again…that’s not the question you asked me…you asked me what name I really liked….and I answered correctly, and may I also take this opportunity to remind you that you have already poo pooed my first choice for our new baby..”

“You can’t call a girl Kieran…..or Offspring B…..and I know what fucking question I asked you, now stop being an utter dick….and help me by thinking of a name for our unborn daughter!……Now what name….do you really like?”

“Kieran”…”NO!”….”Offspring B then”….”NOOOOO!!”………….”Keira then”

“You’re just saying that because it’s almost ‘Kieran’ …you can’t have kids called Kieran and Keira it’s confusing”

“okay…just Kieran then”

“Why am I still with you….”

And so it went…for several days…….and then…Keira it was, which to be fair, I kinda wanted anyway but I just needed to make it by far the better option, yes….I’m absolutely a manipulating, annoying, soul destroying, life sucking, lovable rogue….but then she wouldn’t have it any other way…..(says you)

OBS however……..clearly don’t have a rational ‘better half’ in their life…..my guess…..one middle aged single man, whose soul purpose at OBS, is to come up with names for their products…..and I, for one, can totally relate with this mans struggle…

Read morePugsley’s twin engined flavourful review of the OBS Crius II Dual Coil RTA

Pugsley’s not at all scary review of the Vapecige VTX200 200w Mod

When I was a kid….clowns were funny, you went to see them at a circus, or you hired them for your birthday parties to act like cockwombles and make balloon animals…..it was innocent, harmless fun…..obviously until we kids inevitably turned the balloon animals into massive willies and ran around the house like a bunch of tiny Dirk Digglers…

But now?……Whose fucking idea was it to turn a children’s entertainer into one of the freakiest, most horrific and scariest things on the planet?!…..Not to me obviously….I’m far too mature and steel hardy to be even remotely nervous of these …..these……these things….these are just people I got funny balloons from when I was a kid….and nothing more…..

I’ll be in here with Mr Snuggles if anyone needs me……(shudders)

Read morePugsley’s not at all scary review of the Vapecige VTX200 200w Mod

Pugsley’s broad shouldered and godly review of the Vapecige Creator IM200

Finally…it would appear they may well have run out of Greek mythological deity names for our beloved vape gear….and have instead….. just opted for a ‘cover all basis’ generalisation…..”fuck it!….call it the ‘Creator’ …at least then we won’t upset anyone!” ……it’s a fair point, in a world that’s completely PC crazy and has more Gods than you can shake a shitty stick at, it’s a risky business to name anything after one of them without making the rest of them feeling a little left out…and being the touchy bunch that they apparently are….it really doesn’t take much for one of them to chuck their teddy out of the pram….

So when I take a mod out of the box of ‘things to review that had been pushed to the back of the queue’, and realise it will happily house a 28.5mm Sherman RDA….and then some….

I don’t take any chances….thankfully….thus far, my hypocrisy has not caused a sudden and fatal bolt of lightning to strike me down where I stand….thank the heavens….

Read morePugsley’s broad shouldered and godly review of the Vapecige Creator IM200

Pugsley’s rather dashing review of the Joyetech Espion Kit with Procore X tank

Everyone know what a backlog is?….And I’m not talking about the result of eating too much meat and not enough fibre (Poop humour….really?…at your age?….) …well…I have one, a huge one actually, and I really need to clear that shit (poor choice of words man)….so….no fucking around, straight for the jugular with a series of reviews that will be over in less time that it takes me to make a whole baby….which…if you ask my Mrs…is actually quite impressive….

And for those that are now thinking ..’Thank fuck for that you droning on old fuck weasel’ …you are entirely welcome, I’m all about giving back to the community….in fact it reminds me of that time when I …(shut up….shut up now)

okay….sorry…

Read morePugsley’s rather dashing review of the Joyetech Espion Kit with Procore X tank

Pugsley’s mean green flavour machine review of the Wismec-Jaybo Luxotic BF Kit

I admit right now, don’t judge me, but I do enjoy from time to time..the finer things in life, I work hard for my money, and occasionally I may well pay over the odds for something that is of such a fine quality, that I feel I have earned the right to own it…or eat it….or drink it…or indeed …wear it…..this by no means makes me a snob, I fart in public to the utter disgust of my other half, and can quite often be seen ‘wearing’ a kebab whilst staggering home from the pub like any other bloke at the weekend, but shove a high quality item with an offensive price tag under my nose , and if funds allow, then more often than not…I am defeated…

I am the absolute polar opposite of my better half who, even in her thirties, still shops like a student and then complains when her ‘designer’ top will only fit our 5 year old daughter after it’s first wash or when that 9p tin of ‘own brand’ baked beans tastes like a bowl of runny red bum nuggets……. that I have to pretend to enjoy…

Blame my mother, it’s almost comical that everytime my Mrs is out for the day, she lets me know in her own special way….that it is indeed time for an impromptu…and secret food shop at Waitrose…

The apple it would appear….did not fall too far from the tree.

So….what happens …..when I am presented with a beautifully crafted item of the highest quality, an item that would normally have me checking my bank balance within mere seconds of clapping my materialistic and all too gullible peepers upon its luxurious appearance ……yet possesses a price tag that would suggest my Mrs bought it from Danny ‘discount deals’ McDodgybastard down the pub……..well……..conflicting bewilderment and pessimistic suspicions of almost ‘clown car’ durability is what …..I mean it has to be like that?…..Doesn’t it…??

Read morePugsley’s mean green flavour machine review of the Wismec-Jaybo Luxotic BF Kit

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