I love animals….let’s just put that out there….not in a sexy way you understand, that’d be a whooole different blog on a verrry different website…but on a whole, me and animals get along very well….which leads me to some mixed thoughts when I see something wrapped in a dead animal purely for cosmetic reasons, In this day and age it’s kinda unnecessary and borderline heartless…..it almost makes you wonder….what kind of person comes up with these ideas…..
I think there’s a dark corner of Shenzhen that deals in the unnecessary, A stealth company managed by Cruella De Vape and her cronies who specialise in exotic murder and distribution to the surrounding vape industry, and one of these companies in particular….fucking loves it.
Now don’t get me wrong…I’m no vegetarianised vegan yogurt weaving tree shagging hippy, But when I see the words ‘Elephant Skin’ on the side of a mod box….it gives me a shiver, albeit one I soon forgot…unlike the Elephant by all accounts…who apparently never do that…..well…..you wouldn’t would you…..and if you bought the Think Vape Finder 167…I’d keep your eyes open when walking down the street using it……
And now that Elephants…..unlike their stature….are a little ‘thin on the ground’….it would seem that Cruella and her cronies are branching out in search of other unsuspecting members of the animal kingdom for their luxurious exotic skins to adorn their clients high powered vaping devices….I mean….where will it end I can’t help but ask myself….
Hmm….that old chestnut….