Pugsley’s iJoyful and triumphant review of the iJOY Cigpet ECO RDA

I’m just gonna put this out there…..I have never been a fan of the label ‘e-cigarette’

For someone as deep in the rabbit hole as myself then words like ‘smoke’….’cigarette’…..’cig’…..are words of blasphemy, anything that links what we do now with what the vast majority of us did back then grates on me like nails on a chalk board…I hate it…that being said it’s admittedly easier to say than ‘nicotine delivery device’ but still…..it’s not a fucking cigarette….and when someone says to me…(like recently)…”oh you smoke an e-cigarette?”……in my mind I slap you shitless….because….well…that’s legal…

And when I see the word ‘Cig’….being ‘fluffed up’ by pairing it with a lovable word like ‘Pet’ …well…..who’s ever idea that was deserves to stand there and slap themselves silly …..repeatedly….for several days…while I watch.

Cigpet indeed…..stick a question mark after it and it sounds like your being offered a smoke from one of the cast of Geordie Shore…

Precisely.

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Pugsley’s mythologicaly set in stone review of the Geekvape Medusa RDTA

Some say……her last husband left her because he just couldn’t look her in the eye as he was too scared of being taken for granite….

That’s it…that’s all I’ve got….one shit dad joke…..I like to start my reviews with at least a witty story, a play on words perhaps….but no, not even so much as a meme……nothing…the world is barren of Greek mythology themed humour….

It would appear that Mythological puns really are my Achilles heal…

I mean whats Demeter with me?…..

I refuse to Apollo-gise for that…..

I was just Troy-ing around with you….

It took me a Minotaur two to think of some….

I’ll stop trying to be the Centaur of attention now….

I guess I’d better Kraken with it ……

Deal with it.

Read morePugsley’s mythologicaly set in stone review of the Geekvape Medusa RDTA

Pugsley’s Celebratory Steampugs $100 Gearbest Giveaway….FINAL DAY TO ENTER!

That’s right people, finally I am going to make good on the promise that I have been making for the last week, CAN I GET A WOOP WOOP!

TUT…….what if I told you I am going to give you $100 to spend at Gearbest on whatever the hell you like……

Close enough…….a bit more enthusiasm would of been nice but still….

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Pugsley’s nonadjustable yet slightly intoxicating review of the Wotofo Lush Plus RDA

As a wise man once said to me on a forum many moons ago….”If your gonna drip…learn to make your own juice or you’re gonna be poor” ….I wish I could find that man and shake him firmly by the hand, best advice ever….well…almost best….”Don’t do that in public” was the best…but it’s a close 2nd…..Unfortunately however it was one of ‘those’ forums and I wouldn’t want to risk my laptop by logging on even if I could…

Alas…. he shall never be thanked. Drippers drink liquid, solid fact, that’s why they taste soooo damned good, So when I heard that someone was bringing out a dripper called the ‘Lush’……well…..where I’m from…a Lush is something slightly different…

a ‘Lush’.

SO aptly named for a dripper.

Read morePugsley’s nonadjustable yet slightly intoxicating review of the Wotofo Lush Plus RDA

Pugsley’s Cheeky Chapter 2 Choices from those Charitable Chinese Chaps at Gearbest…(and a $100 giveaway)

It would appear…..that those Churlish Chinese Chaps & Chappettes from the Cheap deal Champions Gearbest have been Cheating on us…..I for one am positively Cheerless.

Whilst Checking the ever Changing price Chopping Chart that Gearbest have Chosen me to Check over I damned near Choked on my Chocolate Cheesecake……..Charming.

They’ve only gone and Chiselled away what’s Chargeable to your Chequebook on more than a few Choice Cherishables……(for those Children under 30…you’ll need to Check online what a Chequebook is)

So pull away from your Youtube Channels, those Chores can wait, I’m about to Chastise your Checking accounts with some Choice Choosing’s and take you to Church on what’s worth Checking out….so pull up a Chair and I’ll adorn you with some reasons to be Cheerful.

Read morePugsley’s Cheeky Chapter 2 Choices from those Charitable Chinese Chaps at Gearbest…(and a $100 giveaway)

Pugsley’s kinda sucky review of the Avatar Vapenut Vape Expelling Fan…thingy….

So……what do you call a guy that used to love tractors..?

an Ex-tractor Fan…..

see….he used to like tractors……so now he’s an ex-tract…….it’s a review about an…….(sigh)…..only one time ever i’m gonna be able to use that joke………(edit – shouldn’t be ever) …….fine….so the joke sucks……(edit – that’s actually funnier than the joke…but still shit)…

I’ll crack on then eh…..a wasted talent I am….(someone should waste you that’s fo dame sho)….FFS……I wouldn’t mind but I’m heckling myself…what’s all that about?…..oooh don’t pull that thread….

Read morePugsley’s kinda sucky review of the Avatar Vapenut Vape Expelling Fan…thingy….

Pugsley’s rundown of the Gearbest 3rd Anniversary Flash Sale

So apparently I don’t just do reviews anymore, It would appear I am turning my hand at promotions again….however, when one of my suppliers asks for a little help and sends Bernadette Crimplesnatch around to my house to deliver said message…..

Then what’s a man to do……

It would appear that they require help in destroying the vape budget of my lovely cloudy faced clan so obviously…I am all about that (evil grin)

Soon see about that my dear…..

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Pugsley’s psychotic yet slightly PC review of the Smoant RABOX

When it comes to design..in my experience the kind of people that shine are few and far between, being creative….I mean truly …TRULY…. genuinely born naturally creative…Is as rare as rocking horse shit and those that are….are more often that not borderline completely fucking woop woop.

You’ll be wise to keep this in mind when you see what it is I am about to show you in a few moments…

You see, one day, not too long ago…..one of these mentalists who had somehow found his way into the vape industry….sat there with his laptop and had the biggest brain fart of his career right then and there…….

‘What if?’ …….the beginnings of many amazing awe inspiring creations…and yet….more often than not….the starting point of uncountable unimaginable clusterfucks…..

Mad props….I believe…..should be presented to either in absolute abundance….that being said….this designer…….this…..person…..well, I honestly think this person just showed their idea to the wrong guy at work…

And so it began…..

Read morePugsley’s psychotic yet slightly PC review of the Smoant RABOX

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