Pugsley’s porpoisely stumpy review of the Arctic Dolphin Hector RTA

If you ever swam with dolphins, or even merely petted one,  you will understand the joy they can bring to a person, their intelligent playful nature is capable of bringing a heartwarming inner glow to the hardest of characters…not me…I’m a big girl, when I petted a dolphin I grew pigtails and made high pitched…what was then described as…kitten squeals….I even weed my self slightly…

But what if I told you….. It’s all a ploy.

You see dolphins have been busy, they’ve been plotting an invasion on the vaping world for some time now…don’t believe me?…sounds too ridiculous? ….well check this top secret footage I was sent by ‘a friend’ prior to starting this review…

And that’s only half their plan, knowing that invading whilst stuck in the water is nigh on impossible, they are also hell bent on creating dolphin/human hybrids to carry out the attack…known as ‘Peopoise’

And when I say ‘hell bent’….I mean ravenous.

You see Dolphins know exactly how you feel about them, and they’re a clever little bunch alright, they will draw you in with their smiley wide grins and their puppy dog happy eyes until you are literally putty in their flippers….and then before you can shout FLIPPIN ECK!..

No one is safe.

 

Read morePugsley’s porpoisely stumpy review of the Arctic Dolphin Hector RTA

Pugsley’s closely related and simple review of the Obs Sub Tank and Sub tank Mini

‘You can’t pick your family’

Although I am sure there are those amongst us that sometime wish we could, Jerry Springer made us aware of them…..Jeremy Kyle seeks them out for ‘entertainment’ value…..The kind of family members that didn’t so much ‘fall far from the tree’….but just kind of sauntered off on a tangent one day whilst chasing butterflies….married each other….and grew their own odd looking buck toothed twisted family tree, a tad ‘More sick’ than ‘Sycamore’ ….

Don’t worry…..I really am going somewhere with this…….(I think……?)

Read morePugsley’s closely related and simple review of the Obs Sub Tank and Sub tank Mini

Pugsley’s mirror finished leather clad review of the Thinkvape Finder 167 TC DNA250 Mod

‘Easily distracted by shiny objects’ ….

This could of been the title of almost all my school reports back in the day, although it didn’t really stop at shiny objects to be fair, I’m pretty sure when my ‘top heavy’ history teacher wrote that comment in my report she was being ‘polite’ for my parents sake…

Read morePugsley’s mirror finished leather clad review of the Thinkvape Finder 167 TC DNA250 Mod

Pugsley’s Super Heavyweight and multi tasking maniac review of the Joyetech Ocular C 150w TC Mod

“IT NEED’S TO DO MORE STUFF!” screamed the head of R&D over at the Joyetech Asylum…

“how do you mean?…” whispered the by now terrified electrical engineer from under his desk…

“NEVER MIND WHAT I MEAN!…STICK A FOOD BLENDER ON IT!…..AND A BLOW TORCH!…..AND A DVD PLAYER!……AND I WANT IT TO MAKE WAFFLES!….I LIKE WAFFLES!!!”….

“bu bu but it’s too small….you can’t possib….”

“NEVER MIND WHAT’S POSSIBLE!…..PEOPLE WANT MULTI GADGETS!…..PEOPLE LIKE TO BLEND STUFF!…..AND BURN STUFF!……AND WATCH STUFF!….AND MAKE WAFFLES!!……..AND LAST NIGHT I DREAMT ABOUT WAFFLES!!!

“o….kkkkk?”

At least that’s how I’ve heard it went over at Joyetech HQ when the R&D manager lost his final marble whilst coming up with their latest all singing, all dancing…all….cooking…Mod. Sadly however, the manager is no longer with us after the resulting meeting where as the engineers got together with several lawyers present and told him that it was actually impossible to fit a blow torch, a food blender, a DVD player which no one uses anymore anyway and a waffle iron onto a vaping mod…but he could if he wanted, have an MP3 player, A photo gallery and a pedometer…..

It didn’t go well.

Read morePugsley’s Super Heavyweight and multi tasking maniac review of the Joyetech Ocular C 150w TC Mod

Pugsley’s short, fat and hyper review of the Wismec Reuleaux RX300 Mod

Short, Fat and Hyper…three words that are very close to my heart…in fact if you met anyone that knew me as a kid and you asked ..”you knew Pugs?”…they’d reply “oh sure…you mean short fat and hyper?”…..

Read morePugsley’s short, fat and hyper review of the Wismec Reuleaux RX300 Mod

Pugsley’s illuminating and screaming review of the Praxis Banshee 150w TC Mod

Praxis, A word synonymous with Vaping….even if you don’t know what it means you more than likely do it every time you sit down to build your latest double helix staple triple twist braided apocalypse motherfucker coil for the five hundredth finger shredding time..

Praxis (Ancient Greek: πρᾶξις) is the process by which a theory, lesson, or skill is enacted, embodied, or realised. “Praxis” may also refer to the act of engaging, applying, exercising, realising, or practising ideas.

No….me neither…but hey, I have this pretty cool looking mod that lights up n shit….so lets look at that instead…

Read morePugsley’s illuminating and screaming review of the Praxis Banshee 150w TC Mod

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