Pugsley’s porpoisely stumpy review of the Arctic Dolphin Hector RTA

If you ever swam with dolphins, or even merely petted one,  you will understand the joy they can bring to a person, their intelligent playful nature is capable of bringing a heartwarming inner glow to the hardest of characters…not me…I’m a big girl, when I petted a dolphin I grew pigtails and made high pitched…what was then described as…kitten squeals….I even weed my self slightly…

But what if I told you….. It’s all a ploy.

You see dolphins have been busy, they’ve been plotting an invasion on the vaping world for some time now…don’t believe me?…sounds too ridiculous? ….well check this top secret footage I was sent by ‘a friend’ prior to starting this review…

And that’s only half their plan, knowing that invading whilst stuck in the water is nigh on impossible, they are also hell bent on creating dolphin/human hybrids to carry out the attack…known as ‘Peopoise’

And when I say ‘hell bent’….I mean ravenous.

You see Dolphins know exactly how you feel about them, and they’re a clever little bunch alright, they will draw you in with their smiley wide grins and their puppy dog happy eyes until you are literally putty in their flippers….and then before you can shout FLIPPIN ECK!..

No one is safe.

 

Read morePugsley’s porpoisely stumpy review of the Arctic Dolphin Hector RTA

Pugsley’s closely related and simple review of the Obs Sub Tank and Sub tank Mini

‘You can’t pick your family’

Although I am sure there are those amongst us that sometime wish we could, Jerry Springer made us aware of them…..Jeremy Kyle seeks them out for ‘entertainment’ value…..The kind of family members that didn’t so much ‘fall far from the tree’….but just kind of sauntered off on a tangent one day whilst chasing butterflies….married each other….and grew their own odd looking buck toothed twisted family tree, a tad ‘More sick’ than ‘Sycamore’ ….

Don’t worry…..I really am going somewhere with this…….(I think……?)

Read morePugsley’s closely related and simple review of the Obs Sub Tank and Sub tank Mini

Pugsley’s mirror finished leather clad review of the Thinkvape Finder 167 TC DNA250 Mod

‘Easily distracted by shiny objects’ ….

This could of been the title of almost all my school reports back in the day, although it didn’t really stop at shiny objects to be fair, I’m pretty sure when my ‘top heavy’ history teacher wrote that comment in my report she was being ‘polite’ for my parents sake…

Read morePugsley’s mirror finished leather clad review of the Thinkvape Finder 167 TC DNA250 Mod

Pugsley’s Super Heavyweight and multi tasking maniac review of the Joyetech Ocular C 150w TC Mod

“IT NEED’S TO DO MORE STUFF!” screamed the head of R&D over at the Joyetech Asylum…

“how do you mean?…” whispered the by now terrified electrical engineer from under his desk…

“NEVER MIND WHAT I MEAN!…STICK A FOOD BLENDER ON IT!…..AND A BLOW TORCH!…..AND A DVD PLAYER!……AND I WANT IT TO MAKE WAFFLES!….I LIKE WAFFLES!!!”….

“bu bu but it’s too small….you can’t possib….”

“NEVER MIND WHAT’S POSSIBLE!…..PEOPLE WANT MULTI GADGETS!…..PEOPLE LIKE TO BLEND STUFF!…..AND BURN STUFF!……AND WATCH STUFF!….AND MAKE WAFFLES!!……..AND LAST NIGHT I DREAMT ABOUT WAFFLES!!!

“o….kkkkk?”

At least that’s how I’ve heard it went over at Joyetech HQ when the R&D manager lost his final marble whilst coming up with their latest all singing, all dancing…all….cooking…Mod. Sadly however, the manager is no longer with us after the resulting meeting where as the engineers got together with several lawyers present and told him that it was actually impossible to fit a blow torch, a food blender, a DVD player which no one uses anymore anyway and a waffle iron onto a vaping mod…but he could if he wanted, have an MP3 player, A photo gallery and a pedometer…..

It didn’t go well.

Read morePugsley’s Super Heavyweight and multi tasking maniac review of the Joyetech Ocular C 150w TC Mod

Pugsley’s short, fat and hyper review of the Wismec Reuleaux RX300 Mod

Short, Fat and Hyper…three words that are very close to my heart…in fact if you met anyone that knew me as a kid and you asked ..”you knew Pugs?”…they’d reply “oh sure…you mean short fat and hyper?”…..

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Pugsley’s illuminating and screaming review of the Praxis Banshee 150w TC Mod

Praxis, A word synonymous with Vaping….even if you don’t know what it means you more than likely do it every time you sit down to build your latest double helix staple triple twist braided apocalypse motherfucker coil for the five hundredth finger shredding time..

Praxis (Ancient Greek: πρᾶξις) is the process by which a theory, lesson, or skill is enacted, embodied, or realised. “Praxis” may also refer to the act of engaging, applying, exercising, realising, or practising ideas.

No….me neither…but hey, I have this pretty cool looking mod that lights up n shit….so lets look at that instead…

Read morePugsley’s illuminating and screaming review of the Praxis Banshee 150w TC Mod

Pugsley’s unleashed and snarling review of the Desire Mad Dog 24mm RDA

Let’s just put this out there, I’m a massive dog person (wait…you’re only 5’8″?)…..rude….. I have 2, and if you are uncomfortable around them, you are more than welcome to come round my house so that I can lock you in another room….However…after 30 odd years of dog ownership there are some rules…some understandings…that you quickly learn, and always adhere to.

Firstly, if you have kids you can’t own a slightly ‘unhinged’ dog, and secondly, you can’t get one for Christmas.

So when I was asked by my fine friends at Heavengifts if I would like a Mad Dog for Christmas?…I simply replied..

You’re dog gamn right I do…….

fuck the system.

Read morePugsley’s unleashed and snarling review of the Desire Mad Dog 24mm RDA

Pugsley’s minimalist and pocket friendly review of the Wotofo Serpent Box 50w

If you’re a man….like me….(debatable – Mrs Pugs) ..then you might of come across a somewhat embarrassing situation from time to time when it comes to being a portable Vaper who doesn’t particularly want to carry a ‘handbag’ …..What we have are our pockets, and what we put in our pockets can sometimes me misconstrued as being incredibly ‘happy’ to be where you are….be it a supermarket….a local park…or that first meeting with your future in-laws…

Of course you might be a woman in trousers and in the same scenario, but that would bring a whole different set of questions and raised eyebrows ….HOWEVER…it would appear the Vaping industry have our backs covered…or in this case as luck would have it…our fronts…

Read morePugsley’s minimalist and pocket friendly review of the Wotofo Serpent Box 50w

Pugsley’s ridiculously good looking and emotionally stable review of the Woody vapes X200 200w TC Box Mod

If you’re the kind of Vaper who dived head first into the rabbit hole long ago and suffers from shiny syndrome so badly that they have bought more Vape gear than they will ever be able to use or need, then you will know full well the feeling you get when you think you are all set….you think you have just the ‘right’ collection of gear…you think that you have a set up that’s perfect for you and all your disposable is long gone….

And then someone brings out one of ‘those’ Mods…

Stabilised wood, a term spoken about wildly in the second half of 2016, A material present only in the upper end of the Mod market, and a material that gives me the above reaction every single time I see it..even if it is like in this instance…just a slither.

 

Read morePugsley’s ridiculously good looking and emotionally stable review of the Woody vapes X200 200w TC Box Mod

Pugsley’s A touch belated review of the Smok G-Priv 220w Touch Screen Box Mod

It must be 5…..maybe 6 months since I first saw a picture of this mod somewhere, an instant pole position at the top of my wanted list just based on the looks alone, I was using my H-priv daily at that point until it’s untimely death after a few short months, but even that did not deter me….I wanted this device, I wanted it real bad. Then came the Vaper Expo in mid October last year and I even went with an extra stash of the hard earned just to buy one, they were there on display…in glass cabinets……some were even out on the counter for you to play with…….but no amount of

Was going to persuade a single vendor to let one go…..pre-order only…and that was only if you were wholesale.

Read morePugsley’s A touch belated review of the Smok G-Priv 220w Touch Screen Box Mod

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