Pugsley’s ‘squonk if you’re horny’ squonk review of a shit load of squonkers

It’s a funny old word, and I don’t know about you but I for one am a bit sick of explaining myself when asked “what’s that?”

“It’s my squonker”

“It’s your what sorry?”

“My squonker”…..(awkward silence)

“You’re just making words up there’s no such thing as a fucking squonker”

“Fuck you if I was going to make fucking words up I would come up with something better than fucking ‘squonker’ now fuck off and look it up you ignorant fuck….and definitely look it up in the urban dictionary while you’re at it….knob”

I probably shouldn’t speak to my mother like that all things considered but when she asks the same question over and over it get’s a little frustrating and the reaction I get when she does read the urban dictionary definition is almost worth the aggro …

It does indeed appear to have a few different meanings…and ironically the one definition that it resembles the closest is the one that you really don’t want to be reminded of every time you…..squonk…..I’ll leave that to your own research…just make sure there’s no kids around when you do….

Regardless …the fact of the matter is that squonking, even though it has in fact been around for years, is enjoying something of an explosion in popularity just lately….and you would have to be hiding under a rock for you not to notice that every single vape manufacturer on the planet worth it’s salt is cashing in on this latest vape ‘fashion’…..and if by chance a new RDA comes on the market…and doesn’t have a BF pin included?….well….it ain’t gettin in club ‘popular’…simple as…..

Squonking it would seem…..is the new big squeeze…..(really..?)

So…what’s it all about…well, in a nutshell….RDA flavour without the ball ache of having to drip essentially, the idea is sound, although not without it’s cons, so breaking from the normal routine this time around I will be taking a look at 6 popular squonk rigs that are available right now and seeing what indeed the fuck…all the fuss is about…..eesh…just realised…6 specs list’s…..didn’t think this through at all did I …….(sigh) soldier on Pugs…..soldier on….

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Pugsley’s scaly skinned fire breathing (ish) review of the HCigar VT75 Color

Let’s be honest….most stories could do with the odd dragon thrown in for good measure, maybe not shit…I think there was enough shit in the last review’s story….but dragons….I might be able to muster with the help of this months offering on the vape table. No…I’m not reviewing a dragon….nor am I interviewing Daenerys Targaryen (totally googled how to spell that) ….although given the choice between the two…I would definitely go with the latter….ah yeah..

Read morePugsley’s scaly skinned fire breathing (ish) review of the HCigar VT75 Color

Pugsley’s unworthy and lower class review of the Hcigar Maze RDA

“Really?….Back so soon??” cried the hoards of obsessive Vapers hell bent on avoiding yet another ‘funny turn’ in Vape review literature’s history…”find a hobby!” shouted the narrator’s girlfriend sick to death of him cackling to himself whilst engulfed in a cloud of sweet creamy vapour whilst tap tap taping away on the keyboard of his laptop,

Read morePugsley’s unworthy and lower class review of the Hcigar Maze RDA

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