VapeyMama’s Cussing Sailor Approved Review of the Blitz Warcraft RTA

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“Fuck!”
“Son of a bitch!”
“This damn thing is leaking again!”
“I swear to god I’m gonna throw this piece of shit away!”

These kinds of exclamations were becoming a regular thing in the Vapey household. My dear sweet husband (who is a master of colorful sailor language…obviously) reeeally doesn’t like a leaky tank. And to be fair, who does? So I set off on a quest for a leak proof tank.

I introduce to you the solution: The Warcraft RTA by Blitz Enterprises.

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Pugsley’s triple hearted war-crafty review of the CoilArt Azeroth RTA

I’m gonna start with a little love story…..A good few years ago, one crisp Autumnal morning, I was awoken by the sound of…absolutely nothing, And I soon came to realise that I had indeed forgotten to set my alarm clock leaving me almost an hour late for work….that’s right…’clock’ ….like I said…years ago…anyway, That was strike one,  I rushed out of the house and decided to cut across the park and as I marched across the field like a man with purpose I suddenly felt something a bit….’soft’…underfoot, whilst not slowing down any I turned my head to look at the floor behind me convinced I’d see a pile of freshly baked doggy bum nuggets with my footprint planted right in the centre….but while looking backwards…and walking briskly forwards…and before I could finish the thought ‘Oh good…it was just a pile of leav…. WOH!’….I slipped in an actual particularly mountainous and moist ‘Elephant’ turd …twisting my knee…and leaving me splayed out on my back writhing in agony clutching my…what felt like….shattered kneecap…..strike 2……    “Are you OK?…..oh hi Pugs” ….said an almost angelic voice above me….”Oh…hey” I replied to a girl walking her dog that I happened to have pulled at my friends party a couple of weeks previous …A girl I might add that I had grown to have an unhealthy infatuation with……..and if there was any chance of this being a lucky romantic encounter you often see in the movies….that chance was soon dashed with the next words out of her mouth……”You have shit in your hands…..” I looked down..and sure enough, there was a three foot smear of shit up the outside of leg up to my knee…which I was clutching firmly with both hands…….gargantuan strike 3….

Strangely….I never saw that girl again, but that clusterfuck of a morning all those years ago has stayed with me ever since, and every time I hear someone say ‘Bad things happen in threes’…I can almost smell those shit sodden leaves and bitter humiliation all over again…and as a result of that….I have had a nagging fear of the number 3 ever since…that’s right…I’m a massive weirdo with Triphobia….I mean I was just about getting my head around using 3 batteries without the fear of blowing my face off….and I also have my third child on the way….clearly going to be the spawn of Satan…so I’m working on it…but generally….if it’s a three…it’s going to be shit.

Yes….this is a vape review…all will come clear…..if you’re looking for sense you’re in the wrong town buddy…

Read morePugsley’s triple hearted war-crafty review of the CoilArt Azeroth RTA

Pugsley’s tag team review of the Vandy Vapes Kylin RTA & Icon RDA

Pretty much sums up the general reaction from the vaping community with regards to what I was given for review last week, I was sceptical to say the least, for me…I thought I had already found my ‘best’ RTA with the Ammit dual….but this new kid in school has caused quite the stir….even has it’s very own …very active…Facebook group…dedicated just to this manufacturer….I mean that’s fame right there. However……not one to do things conventionally, I have decided…for the first time in my highly successful reviewing career ..(pffft…sure) …to do a special on the Manufacturer and review TWO of their latest offerings AT THE SAME TIME..(sarcastic gasp)…I know…fucking crazy right…but that’s just me….life on the edge….pure rock n roll.

Read morePugsley’s tag team review of the Vandy Vapes Kylin RTA & Icon RDA

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Pugsley’s full flavoured and tightly wrapped review of Phillip Turton’s hand crafted coils

Framed, Stapled, Twisted, Clapton, Spaced, Alien, Helix, Corrugated, Mohawk, Fused, Stacked, Ribbon, Stainless Steel, Kanthal, Titanium, Ni-chrome…..I could literally be here all day listing words that to the unknowing would be exactly that…just words…but to those who ‘build’ ….or even those that don’t but spend hours after typing in the words ‘Coil Porn’ into google drooling over the resulting images then….that list of words means a great deal ….probably more than it should to some of us lets be honest…I myself am of course included in that sub category, I build….kind of….in a fashion….OK I’m shit at it, but I have learnt enough to know that the skill and finger shredding patience required to master this art far outweighs any amount of perseverance I….or indeed most people… could ever muster….perfectly illustrated in this picture of me last year trying to perfect the art of using 30 gauge wire to make a straight forward fused Clapton…..I’d had better days….

Read morePugsley’s full flavoured and tightly wrapped review of Phillip Turton’s hand crafted coils

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