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Read moreSteampugs Open All Hours ‘Top Picks’ shop tab now live

Welcome aboard the Steampugs train!…..ALL ABOOOOARD…(chuggachuggachugga)

Steampugs Vapeology Reviews – A….shall we say… ‘lighthearted’ approach to reviewing the world of Vapeology.

Once aboard, sit back, and take in the sights and soun….oh no wait there’s no sounds….and to be honest the sights are more often than not quite…quite mad so….maybe it’s best you just sit back and read the meandering mumbling’s of a madman with an obsession for inhaling desserts.


“Step inside! Hello! We’ve a most amazing show
You’ll enjoy it all we know
Step inside! Step inside!”


Joyetech eGo AIO ECO review by Mjag

Thanks for taking a look at my review of the Joyetech eGo AIO ECO which was sent to me directly from Joyetech for the purpose of this review.


  • Diameter: 14mm
  • Height: 113.0mm
  • Weight: 37.5g
  • E-liquid Capacity: 1.20ml
  • Coil head: BFHN 0.5ohm head
  • Max charging current: 1A
  • Output mode: constant voltage (1.85V) output
  • Battery capacity: 650mAh
  • Colors: Red, Blue, Black, Grey, Green


Included in the package:

  • eGo AIO ECO
  • 2 BFHN 0.5ohm head (1 preinstalled)
  • USB cable
  • Manual
  • Warranty card
  • Warning card
  • Spare parts

Read moreJoyetech eGo AIO ECO review by Mjag

Pugsley’s rather dashing review of the Joyetech Espion Kit with Procore X tank

Everyone know what a backlog is?….And I’m not talking about the result of eating too much meat and not enough fibre (Poop humour….really?…at your age?….) …well…I have one, a huge one actually, and I really need to clear that shit (poor choice of words man)….so….no fucking around, straight for the jugular with a series of reviews that will be over in less time that it takes me to make a whole baby….which…if you ask my Mrs…is actually quite impressive….

And for those that are now thinking ..’Thank fuck for that you droning on old fuck weasel’ …you are entirely welcome, I’m all about giving back to the community….in fact it reminds me of that time when I …(shut up….shut up now)


Read morePugsley’s rather dashing review of the Joyetech Espion Kit with Procore X tank

Pugsley’s mean green flavour machine review of the Wismec-Jaybo Luxotic BF Kit

I admit right now, don’t judge me, but I do enjoy from time to time..the finer things in life, I work hard for my money, and occasionally I may well pay over the odds for something that is of such a fine quality, that I feel I have earned the right to own it…or eat it….or drink it…or indeed …wear it…..this by no means makes me a snob, I fart in public to the utter disgust of my other half, and can quite often be seen ‘wearing’ a kebab whilst staggering home from the pub like any other bloke at the weekend, but shove a high quality item with an offensive price tag under my nose , and if funds allow, then more often than not…I am defeated…

I am the absolute polar opposite of my better half who, even in her thirties, still shops like a student and then complains when her ‘designer’ top will only fit our 5 year old daughter after it’s first wash or when that 9p tin of ‘own brand’ baked beans tastes like a bowl of runny red bum nuggets……. that I have to pretend to enjoy…

Blame my mother, it’s almost comical that everytime my Mrs is out for the day, she lets me know in her own special way….that it is indeed time for an impromptu…and secret food shop at Waitrose…

The apple it would appear….did not fall too far from the tree.

So….what happens …..when I am presented with a beautifully crafted item of the highest quality, an item that would normally have me checking my bank balance within mere seconds of clapping my materialistic and all too gullible peepers upon its luxurious appearance ……yet possesses a price tag that would suggest my Mrs bought it from Danny ‘discount deals’ McDodgybastard down the pub……..well……..conflicting bewilderment and pessimistic suspicions of almost ‘clown car’ durability is what …..I mean it has to be like that?…..Doesn’t it…??

Read morePugsley’s mean green flavour machine review of the Wismec-Jaybo Luxotic BF Kit

GeekVape Blitzen 24mm RTA review by Mjag…Flavor Blitz?

I received the GeekVape Blitzen RTA free of charge from for the purpose of this review.


Diameter 24mm
Depth 24mm
Height 47mm
Width 24mm
Product Weight 75g
Package Weight 179g


Gold plated 510 threading connection
Diameter: 24mm
Capacity: 2ml / 5ml (with extension tank)
Postless build deck
Single / dual coil configuration
Honeycomb adjustable side airflow
510 / 810 drip tip compatible (with 510 drip tip adapter)

Smooth side airflow blows directly to the coils to provide full flavor.
Large airflow comes from the side directly in a shortest path to provide maximum vapor production.
Build deck is built into the base for convenient access.
18mm postless build deck allows easy coil building and supports both single and dual coil build.
Bubble glass included to provide 5ml juice capacity expansion.

Package Includes:

1* GeekVape Blitzen 24mm RTA Rebuildable Tank Atomizer Standard Edition 5ml
1* 2ml Spare Glass Tube
1* 5ml Spare Bubble Glass Tube
1* 510 Drip Tip, 1 x 810 Drip Tip
1* 510 Drip Tip Adapter
1* Chimney Extender
1*Chimney Key
1*Allen Key
1* Manual
20* O-rings


Read moreGeekVape Blitzen 24mm RTA review by Mjag…Flavor Blitz?

Eleaf iStick Pico 21700 kit with ELLO tank review by Mjag….Ello ello hey hey hey

Excuse my Rihanna impression in the title, what can I say, that song just iSticks with you…..yeah, I struggle…sigh.

The Eleaf iStick Pico 21700 kit with ELLO tank was sent to me for review directly from Eleaf.


Eleaf iStick Pico 21700 Mod

  • Dimensions: 77mm to top of battery cap, 69mm without x 51mm x 26mm
  • Powered by a single 21700 or 18650 battery (with included 18650 adapter)
  • VW / Bypass / TC-Ni / TC-Ti / TC-SS / TCR
  • Wattage: 1W – 100W
  • Voltage: 0.5V – 9V
  • VW resistance: 0.1Ω – 3.5Ω
  • TC resistance: 0.05Ω – 1.5Ω
  • Temp range: 100ºC – 315ºC / 200ºF – 600ºF
  • 0.91” OLED display
  • 2A Micro USB charging
  • Firmware upgradeable
  • Dual circuit protection
  • Reverse polarity protection

Eleaf ELLO Sub Ohm Tank

  • 25mm Diameter
  • Stainless steel
  • 2ml/4ml E-Liquid capacity (4ml with included extension)
  • Sliding top fill
  • HW coils
    • HW1-C 0.25Ω Single Coil
      • Wattage Range: 25W – 50W (Optimal At 35W – 40W)
      • Ceramic Insulated Wicking System
    • HW2 0.3Ω Dual Coil
      • Wattage Range 30W – 70W (Optimal At 45W – 60W)
  • Dual adjustable airflow
  • Gold plated 510 pin

Available in a variety of colors


iStick Pico 21700

I know there are a lot of fans of the iStick Pico mods and all the variations over the years. Can’t say I was one of them although I did own the 26650 version briefly before a friend of mine just had to have it. This is my first time using one over a month and although it didn’t wow me it also never let me down.

The thought of reviewing a 21700 mod did intrigue me, at the time I did not have any 21700 capable mods and included in this kit was a Avatar Controls 30A 4000mAh 21700 battery. The battery has been tested by Mooch, the name to know when it comes to batteries. He gave it a 20A 3900mah rating, using my Hohmbase charger in Battery Doctor mode I measured 4186mah but I would stick with Mooch’s ratings. There are better 21700 batteries out there, the Golisi S35 comes to mind which Mooch tested to be 30A and 3700 mah, less life but better if you vape at higher watts. 21700’s are still in there infancy though, better options are likely to be more plentiful in the future. If using with the included ELLO tank which works best under 60 watts the included 21700 will be fine though.

Eleaf does include a 18650 adapter, worked fine for me.

Read moreEleaf iStick Pico 21700 kit with ELLO tank review by Mjag….Ello ello hey hey hey

Pugsley’s ectoplasmic review of the Lost Vape Paranormal 166

Strange happenings are afoot here at Steampugs Headquarters International Team house…..or S.H.I.T. House ….as I like to call it….

I can’t explain it…

I don’t want to understand it….

I pretty much shat my pants several times just reminding myself about it… now….for example…

One morning I got up for work as usual, did my normal triple ‘S’ routine of shit, shower & a shave….I got dressed, I drank coffee, I grabbed my keys…..and as I walked out of the front door…..there was a noticeable chill….in the air…

‘Weird’…I thought…..regardless, I zipped up my coat, got in my car and drove into work…

A few hours later, while I was sat at my desk enjoying my thirteenth coffee of the day….my phone pings….

A message from…..somewhere?……Where did it come from?…..Why was it telling me that something was…..’waiting for me at home’……well this was just too fucking much, at this point I was beside myself with the heebie jeebies, but I kicked up my skirt, grew some tiny testicles…..and drove home to face this ‘thing’…. in a calm and collected manner…like the brave soldier that I am….

I got home….gingerly opened the front door…..looked down and…

IMPOSSIBLE!……Where did it come from!?!?….Who put it there!?!? …….WHAT DOES IT WANT FROM ME!?!? …..

“Hey…..drama queen……a parcel came for you while you were at work…….I signed for it…..and why are you crying??”

scoffed my clearly more manly than me other half….

“And shut the fucking door it’s the middle of winter ffs”……..

Read morePugsley’s ectoplasmic review of the Lost Vape Paranormal 166

Ehpro Bachelor X RTA Review by Mjag

Hello once again and thank you for taking the time to view my review of the Ehpro Bachelor X RTA that was sent to me by my friends at


  • 25.2 x 43mm(without 510 thread)
  • 3.5ml Innovative single coil build RTA
  • 5ml Extra bulb glass tube included
  • Centered build system making installing coil super easy
  • Gold-plated deck for perfect electrical conductivity
  • Adjustable bottom-up direct airflow control
  • Easy top filling design
  • PEI 810 wide-bore drip tip with high heat resistance

What’s included


  • Bachelor X RTA
  • Allen key
  • 5ml bubble glass
  • pack of spare o-rings
  • 1 sheet of cotton
  • 4 extra gold plated grub screws
  • 3 Pre-made parallel clapton coils
  • User manual

Available in 3 colors

Read moreEhpro Bachelor X RTA Review by Mjag

Vandy Vape Phobia RDA review by Mjag…No More Fear…No More Phobias!

Ok ok, that last part of my title is cheesy but that is what is written on one of the top caps….


If you have a phobia to noisy airflow you may want to read on…..toot toot.


  • 24mm diameter 31mm tall to top of chuff cap excluding 510 pin
  • Gold plated 510
  • Squonk pin included
  • Gold plated phillips installed and allen grub screws included as spares
  • Postless design
  • Dual airflow, hits from the bottom and slanted sides
  • Includes 2 sleeves, 1 for 810 drip tips and the other for included chuff cap
  • 510 drip tip adapter

More info can be found on Vandy Vapes site:

Included in the package (Please note I received a trial production sample, retail versions may vary)


Read moreVandy Vape Phobia RDA review by Mjag…No More Fear…No More Phobias!

Coil Master Elfy RTA review by Mjag….Time to get your 22mm mods out!

Thanks for taking the time to check out my review of the Coil Master Elfy RTA which was sent to me directly from Coil Master.



  • Designed for flavoring taste and cloudy vaping
  • Funnel-shape designed delrin drip tip
  • Air-releasing top fill design
  • Dual adjustable air flow control
  • Parallel post design/ PEEK insulator
  • Gold plated bottom pin
  • 304 stainless steel
  • Single coil deck


  • 22mm in diameter for glass tank
  • 23mm in diameter for deck and top cap
  • 33.5mm in height
  • (not includeing drip tip and 510 contact)
  • Capacity : 2.5ml (more like 2.3ml, 2.5 fits but may leak when you screw the top cap back on)
  • Weight : 46.5g


  • 1x Elfy RTA
  • 1x Extra glass
  • 2x Screwdriver
  • 1x cotton
  • 2x Clapton coil
  • 6x Silicone Rings
  • 1x Hex driver
  • 1x User Manual

Read moreCoil Master Elfy RTA review by Mjag….Time to get your 22mm mods out!

Pugsley’s frosty and sting free review of the Oumier VLS RDA

I hate wasps….fucking pointless annoying sick jokes of nature that are basically….nothing more…….than dicks.

You see….I have a bad history with the evil little bastards, somewhere…in Waspville…there is a big poster of my face, and on it, in large bold letters..are the words…’Kill this motherfucker at any given opportunity’….and here’s how I know that to be a fact….yes…it’s pointless story time….you lucky, lucky people…(sigh)

As a child, many moons ago… I was riding my BMX through a forest with my friends, and somehow happened upon the mother of all wasp gangster families, the Peaky Blinders of the insect world if you will…who saw fit to adorn me with a lovely wasp onesie…..stabbing me no less than 12 times with their angry poisonous pointy penis’s….one of which…..was right on the nutsack, oh yeah…let that sink in (that wasp certainly did) …. thankfully, as my ever growing tribe of offspring can attest to…the damage did not appear to be permanent,  I just stank of TCP for a month and acquired the nickname of ‘Willy One Bollock’…..due to my lopsided and overly bulbous fleshy pendulum…….kids can be so cruel….

And let us not forget the time I was rudely awoken at 4am, whilst in bed…alone…recovering from reconstructive spinal surgery, by a noise that I can only describe as ‘the gentle humming of death’ ….you see, as misfortune would have it, it turns out that at certain times of the year, leaving your window open and light on, is an open invite for Waspy ‘The Knife’ McCuntfuck and his cronies to decide that ‘Hey!…..Your room looks decidedly warmer than out here, THEREFORE we shall share your cozy man cave for the evening…..if you would be so fucking kind…guvnor’, my answer was a resounding ‘NO!….You may NOT! You ill mannered stripy sadistic reprobates!’…but seeing as I was practically paralyzed, the only options available to me at that time were either to accept this hostile takeover, while I lay there and slowly wept, uncontrollably shitting in my pantaloons….or drag my crippled carcass along the bedroom floor….whilst I slowly wept….. and still shitting in my pantaloons….kicking the door shut behind me, and sleeping on the landing….covered in shit and tears…..I chose the latter…..allowing those vengeful gate crashing fuck nuggets to while away the hours eating my munchies, playing on my Playstation and generally treating my room like a seedy backstreet watering hole….I don’t even want to think about what they probably did in my bed… sir…..I do not like wasps…and nowadays when I see one in the house….I tend to act…..irrationally…..

Which is more than likely the reason why, when asked if I wanted to review the Wasp Nano RDA, I politely and calmly replied…..”NOIDONOTWANTTOPUTAFUCKINGWASPINORAROUNDMYMOUTHAREYOUFUCKINGCRAZY??!!!……”

“Okay well…..that’s slightly irrational (and weird) but….they make another one….that’s not called the Wasp…..would you like to look at that one instead?”

“Oh….okay…”…..I replied…and so here we are…..finally …..and as vaguely as ever……

Read morePugsley’s frosty and sting free review of the Oumier VLS RDA

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